PeteH
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Bee Pee?
Hi
OK, so man sitting in his car with window open when a bee flies in, land on mans hand, but intead of swatting bee, man very carefully picks the bee up and places it outside on top of his door mirror, he is very surprised when the bee speaks to him saying thank you for not killing me and flies off.
Later on a lonely moorland road the same man runs out of fuel, and sitting in his car condems his stupidity for not filling up when he had the chance. as he sits there contemplating the long walk ahead, the bee lands on his mirror, and ask what the problem is "out of fuel" the man replies, "no problem" says the bee, open your filler cap and I will be back soon, several minutes later a large swarm of bees decend on the car and one by one enter the fuel tank, as the last one comes out the bee says "start the car", lo and behold,! the car fires up straight away and keeps running, amazed the man asks the bee what happened?. "never heard of B(ee) P(ee)" says the bee?.
Well I though it was funny back in the 1950`s but then I was still at school!!
pete
Hi
OK, so man sitting in his car with window open when a bee flies in, land on mans hand, but intead of swatting bee, man very carefully picks the bee up and places it outside on top of his door mirror, he is very surprised when the bee speaks to him saying thank you for not killing me and flies off.
Later on a lonely moorland road the same man runs out of fuel, and sitting in his car condems his stupidity for not filling up when he had the chance. as he sits there contemplating the long walk ahead, the bee lands on his mirror, and ask what the problem is "out of fuel" the man replies, "no problem" says the bee, open your filler cap and I will be back soon, several minutes later a large swarm of bees decend on the car and one by one enter the fuel tank, as the last one comes out the bee says "start the car", lo and behold,! the car fires up straight away and keeps running, amazed the man asks the bee what happened?. "never heard of B(ee) P(ee)" says the bee?.
Well I though it was funny back in the 1950`s but then I was still at school!!
pete