Took Charlie for his last walk of the day a few moments ago. We skirted around the squashed toad on the lane just outside our gate but a few yards further on we came across what I can only describe, with some delicacy, as a "mounted pair" in the middle of the lane. Big fat female underneath, eager small male above. So what do you do? I picked the couple up and took them down to the gate by the pond, which is on private land. Will I get a thank you card from the happy couple?