I’ve been egged

[Pappy]

Just giving the van a run out.
On the b6034 near Clumber park someone threw an egg at the windscreen. Bloody scary.
Pulled into a drive and nice lady let me use her hosepipe to clear screen.
Couldn’t see anyone around.
Police initially said not a crime but anti social behaviour. I said it’s very dangerous ASB.
The police did give me a crime number when I rang back and told them there was some, very minor, damage to the windscreen.
Don’t know why anyone would do this.

 

[Wildbill]

Have herd that thay do it to make you put on your wipers as soon as you do that you can't see a thing you stop thay Rob you
Bill

 

[RedFrame]

Did the Police not record it as a non-crime hate crime

Cheers
Red.

 

[Otter Spotter]

Have herd that thay do it to make you put on your wipers as soon as you do that you can't see a thing you stop thay Rob you
Bill

It’s Nottinghamshire not Afghanistan

 

[Pappy]

Have herd that thay do it to make you put on your wipers as soon as you do that you can't see a thing you stop thay Rob you
Bill

Robin Hood has long gone. I’m not sure I qualify as rich.
It was in broad daylight on a busy road.

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[nicholsong]

Perhaps it was aimed at the gang on the other side of the road and you got in the way.

 

[Spriddler]

From a duck doing a fly-past?

 

[SpeedyDux]

From a duck doing a fly-past?

Oi!

 

[monzer]

The police helicopter should have been scrambled immediately.

No stopping until they were all in custardy.

These criminals shouldn't be given free range like that.

I'm sorry.... I did fry.... I mean try.

 

[Langtoftlad]

Should have said you were a person of colour who identified as non binary and the assailant was a white male...

They'd be falling over themselves to solve the hate crime.

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[Nanniemate]

I have been working in the garden today and the very nasty dog from next door got out .came into my garden snarling and growling I was near the kitchen door luckily and seen it coming jumped into house and slamed the door. They are not bothered by the incident .not even an apology. Called 101 to asks advice and log the jncident as a dangerous dog.and was told to call the RSPCA. So maybe call them as an egg could be a baby chicken

 

[Steve and Denise]

Just giving the van a run out.
On the b6034 near Clumber park someone threw an egg at the windscreen. Bloody scary.
Pulled into a drive and nice lady let me use her hosepipe to clear screen.
Couldn’t see anyone around.
Police initially said not a crime but anti social behaviour. I said it’s very dangerous ASB.
The police did give me a crime number when I rang back and told them there was some, very minor, damage to the windscreen.
Don’t know why anyone would do this.

Because they are F***witts

 

[denisejoe]

Ones had a duck hit my car windscreen must have been egg bound at time couldn’t see through the eggs smashed on screen .new screen cured it had to use a ice scraper to clear some so I could drive

 

[gus-lopez]

It’s Nottinghamshire not Afghanistan

even worse.

 

[Dave Scadding]

The police helicopter should have been scrambled immediately.

I think it would have been to late to scramble the eggs though

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[EuroTrotters]

Scary ! Could have caused an accident

 

[suavecarve]

The police helicopter should have been scrambled immediately.

No stopping until they were all in custardy.

These criminals shouldn't be given free range like that.

I'm sorry.... I did fry.... I mean try.

The quality of those puns make you un oeuf

 

[Gina M]

The police helicopter should have been scrambled immediately.

No stopping until they were all in custardy.

These criminals shouldn't be given free range like that.

I'm sorry.... I did fry.... I mean try.

Wow, you are smokin tonight

Gina

 

[KiwiKampers]

Wow, you are smokin tonight

Gina

More like coddled!

 

[tribalbrit]

Kids. On holiday and nowt to do. Ps I only live couple of miles up the road. Would ask about but away at minute. Will ask locally when I return though, see what the crack is. sorry!

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[Pappy]

Kids. On holiday and nowt to do. Ps I only live couple of miles up the road. Would ask about but away at minute. Will ask locally when I return though, see what the crack is. sorry!

Probably, but they must have walked or cycled a long way to get there. It was near the Paintball centre, which is in the middle of nowhere.

 

[John Barrett]

Kids. On holiday and nowt to do. Ps I only live couple of miles up the road. Would ask about but away at minute. Will ask locally when I return though, see what the crack is. sorry!

How much will you have to shell out for the info?

 

[tribalbrit]

Oh that side of clumber, nearer to Budby. There are issues near there with doggers and the like in the woods, you may have caught the tail end of that argument. Maybe

 

[tribalbrit]

Chicken feed.

How much will you have to shell out for the info?

 

[Pusscat]

We were drying through a forested area in France on a main road with a foot bridge over it. As we got close to the bridge I could see two children, him about 10 the girl a bit older. I was ready to wave as we got closer but the little bastard had a full sized house brick in is hands. Over it went and thankfully it missed us.

I initially thought maybe it was because we were obviously British but then I thought it through. They were waiting. We did slow down but they’d gone. I was quite shocked.

also had eggs, a whole 1/2 dozen thrown at the bathroom window not long after we moved in here and also graffiti scrawled on the land rover but that didn’t go any further.

we had an attempted break in and had the local police around to check things out. I did mention the eggs and the graffiti to him and he was a little peeved that we hadn’t reported it to them as soon as it had happened! That was 25 years ago though…

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