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Minxy

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Although, being a bloke, piddling on the front wheel during the hours of darkness does extend the period.
o_O Not your OWN front wheel I hope! :eek:
 

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You do know that isn't healthy? Kidney stones are painful and serious not to mention the other consequences such as urinary tract infections and weight gain as lack of water reduces the ability of the body to burn fat.

If you ain't peeing you ain't drinking enough water. :)

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I understand all of that, I drink a lot of fluid normally (I do like mugs of tea) and have to make sure I have enough fluid as I can suffer from cystitis if I don't, but I don't overdo it either; we still pee - hubby does so more than me, but that's probably because he likes a beer which can go pretty much straight through him, whereas I don't drink alcohol (can't stand the taste!).

Those who drink alcohol will find they pee more than those who have soft drinks for example, as alcohol is a diuretic and they tend to consumed a greater quantity of fluid at one time too, eg for hubby it would be a 500ml can as opposed to a 250ml mug of tea for me, but then I'll have another later whereas he might not, but he can pee for England whereas I'm more peeing for Wales! :D
 

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o_O Not your OWN front wheel I hope! :eek:
Oh yes, Johnny foreigner gets a bit miffed when one does it on his. Mind you, if it's very dark a bloke can piddle with gay abandon just about anywhere around the van, though not recommended, nearby bushes will do. In the 19th century, and I believe still unreprieved, the law allows for gentlemen drivers to urinate on the front wheel away from the footpath, providing one hand was on the vehicle. But I may be mistaken.
Anyway, it leaves lots of room for the ladies to fill up the van loo

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... if it's very dark a bloke can piddle with gay abandon just about anywhere around the van ...
I now have the funniest image of you prancing round the van, Larry Grayson style, piddling, here, there and everywhere ... "Shut that door Evrard, what a gay day!". :ROFLMAO:
 
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The average for cassette seems to be two days..! Your all full of s.....:D2 you do know your eating to much to produce all that....:LOL:

Doesn’t anyone use public toilets when there out and about..? If I know ones close I’ll save it for the public one...:D

Anyway Frankie @yodeli France has lots of lovely Aires where one can easily obtain water and dispose of waste so it doesn’t matter if it’s only one day because they will probably be on an aire every day....(y)
 
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We can get 4-5 days from a 100ltr tank and 4 days from a cassette

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They want to tour the UK .... Scotland is on the list .... So aires... mmmm won't be that easy to find. Campsites will be a must , but it might get quickly pricey!!

So it seems “the grass is always greener on the other side” the French are funny, wanting to visit the uk .....:LOL:

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136 litre fresh, about 4 days with the 2 of us using the shower daily. SWMBO washes her long hair every other day; however we fill up whenever possible, even carry another 80-100litres in
136 litre fresh, about 4 days with the 2 of us using the shower daily. SWMBO washes her long hair every other day; however we fill up whenever possible, even carry another 80-100litres in water jerrycans under the bed, so extends out to 5/6 days if required.

80 litre waste, but I leave the tap open and pour my peas and carrots wherever possible :pinocchio:
Cassette is out to 3 days absolutely max, if we only use a spray dilution of disinfectant and water to freshen up the loo, but flush for the "big stuff" after using the Happy Bowl Liners.

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jerrycans under the bed, so extends out to 5/6 days if required.

80 litre waste, but I leave the tap open and pour my peas and carrots wherever possible :pinocchio:
Cassette is out to 3 days absolutely max, if we only use a spray dilution of disinfectant and water to freshen up the loo, but flush for the "big stuff" after using the Happy Bowl Liners.

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We use HAPPY BOWL,,think they are brilliant,,,BUSBY,,
 
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120l fresh will last around 5 days but waste is only, 70l so only about 4.
Cassette 2 days, that's with two of us with daily showers. On my own though water 10 days and cassette 5 at least.
We have two cassettes and normally empty whenever possible likewise grey. We fill up with water every couple of days if it's free.
 

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They want to tour the UK .... Scotland is on the list .... So aires... mmmm won't be that easy to find. Campsites will be a must , but it might get quickly pricey!!

Depending on how long they will be touring they could consider joining the Caravan and Motorhome club, this entitles them to use the network of CLs (certificated locations) which are half the price of sites and the nearest we come to Aires

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If they are touring in central scotland, they are welcome to empty cassette and fill up with fresh at my house.
 
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I used cl/Cs in the past but so many now have ehu, some even toilets and expect you to pay accordingly.
When I used them, some years back true, they were always under a fiver. I believe there are still some which offer just waste dump and water at a sensible price but they may be harder to find.
 
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Our tank is about 70 litres and we could last a bit over two days if we didn't shower. With showering not much more than one day - but this is without trying to conserve water. We have to empty our cassette daily.
We're about the same. Cassette lasts more than one day but definitely not two days. I have 220L fresh water which lasts 6 - 7 days. I can't find a figure for grey capacity si I'll say adequate - we empty grey when we fill with fresh. We don't try very hard to conserve water.

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Probably shouldn’t mention this as I think some may frown at us.
We are 2 men in a motorhome so we have the option of peeing in a bottle to eek out the cassette.
That's what trees are for:D. Wouldnt have the forestation if there were no men. Not a bear so haven't sh*t in the woods .
Agree with most , 2 days for cassette.
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Cassette 2 to 3 days. Fresh water we use about 10L a day without showering in the van, so can last 9 days on a tank full.

That's about our consumption although the large C400 cassette can last 4-5 days if you avoid flushing it -- and me finding a bush for a pea.
We only fill up with half a tank of water (50ltr) on days when we need a shower and that can last 4 days.
So generally we are looking for services every 4-5 days.
 
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Probably shouldn’t mention this as I think some may frown at us.
We are 2 men in a motorhome so we have the option of peeing in a bottle to eek out the cassette.
Is it beer bottles you use? I found one on a site we were at and I said to the Mrs it tastes like cats pee!
Hmmm maybe it wasn't cats pee :whistle:

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native French people pee outside from our experience ... yes we HAVE seen women doing it as well as men!
Do they go two at a time? Always been a mystery to me why when we go to a dance or something that the women always go to the loo two at a time ......... or maybe it's just a Scottish thing:whistle:
 

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The real reason men want a bigger member, throw it out the window and off you go:D. Impersonation of a petrol pump.
Ah well I'll just use the bottle then, damn.
John
 
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The real reason men want a bigger member, throw it out the window and off you go:D. Impersonation of a petrol pump.
You'd need to be quick. When I stayed in Glasgow it was a bit cold at this time of year;):LOL:

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The real reason men want a bigger member, throw it out the window and off you go:D. Impersonation of a petrol pump.
Ah well I'll just use the bottle then, damn.
John
... would one of those little mini-alcohol bottles be about the right 'fitting' size ... you know the type you get in hotel room fridges? :D2
 

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... would one of those little mini-alcohol bottles be about the right 'fitting' size ... you know the type you get in hotel room fridges? :D2
Always wondered what to do with the empties:D.
John
 

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You'd need to be quick. When I stayed in Glasgow it was a bit cold at this time of year;):LOL:
Just got to choose the right day . Can be mild here.................sometimes
John

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Theres a point that no one has mentioned as yet on this Cassette Thread...Size does matter.;)
I notice when emptying ours that we appear to have a rather small Thetford one (C250/60 I think) grey with orange bits and wheels, whereas some turn up with much bigger cassettes they are Grey with yellow bits and wheels, and they seem much longer, so those lucky peeps should get more days use out of theirs than the mere two that we do.
I also eek out the filling by having a moonlight stroll, but not ever go on my new shiny alloy wheels, as it may take the paint off after a few single malts have passed through....I know TMI as usual:D
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If you want something a bit more discrete that weeing outside you could use one of these and then empty it somewhere ...
 

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The real reason men want a bigger member, throw it out the window and off you go:D. Impersonation of a petrol pump.
Ah well I'll just use the bottle then, damn.
John
window? I stick it through the skylight and later ask the neighbouring german if they noticed and rain showers

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If you want something a bit more discrete that weeing outside you could use one of these and then empty it somewhere ...
TinaL would probably say to me that I would miss that one as well in the dark, My response to her...well in that instance, you could offer to hold it for me dear:D I know, I know TMI again!, sorry folks.
Les
 
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One of the joys of the Laika is the marine toilet. It has two tanks for the toilet the first one holds the same as a cassette. You can attach a cassette to it, open the valve and fill and then empty the cassette. Or you can open the valve between the tanks and fill the bottom one which, if my memory is correct, holds about two cassettes worth giving you a total equivalent of 3 cassettes of 'stuff'.
Because of the above, the 120 litre fresh and 100 litre grey, we always reckon we could survive without refilling or emptying anything for 7 days with showering every two days.
 
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We can have a toilet cassette last for up to 5 days but that really depends on how much we drink and how hot it is ... if it's hot weather obviously we drink more but find that as we utilise the fluid in our bodies more, less comes out! :D

However, as you are a French person Frankie I would expect you to make a cassette last at least 10 days seeing as most native French people pee outside from our experience ... yes we HAVE seen women doing it as well as men! :LOL:



yes so have we, quite a few French women doing it outside, it became a running joke with us this year in July, they all seemed to have little campervans, VW's etc , don't they have bloody toilets? Quite embarrassing it was, "There she goes again, into the trees, bushes, in full view, not thick bushes just sparse'' Not a care in the world as if it was completely natura!.

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