Emmit
LIFE MEMBER
Hi folks,
There I was on Sunday, minding my own business driving near to the town of something d'Arminac when I was given a 'flash' by a pretty ng lady coming in the opp. direction.
Whats up, said SWMBO? I knew, just around the corner was a posse of Gendarmes.
Pull over they indicated and without so much as a by your leave, kiss my elbow, they produces a breathyliser for me to blow into.
Wot! No accident!
Wot! No offences being commited?
Wot! No reasonable cause to suspect I had been drinking.
This isnt playing by UK rules but what is a guy to do.
2 mins later, I'm on my way, handshakes all round.
A nil score on the machine and a mouthpiece, (No, not SWMBO) sitting just in front of the dials.
Happy touring I say and keep off the loopy juice
There I was on Sunday, minding my own business driving near to the town of something d'Arminac when I was given a 'flash' by a pretty ng lady coming in the opp. direction.
Whats up, said SWMBO? I knew, just around the corner was a posse of Gendarmes.
Pull over they indicated and without so much as a by your leave, kiss my elbow, they produces a breathyliser for me to blow into.
Wot! No accident!
Wot! No offences being commited?
Wot! No reasonable cause to suspect I had been drinking.
This isnt playing by UK rules but what is a guy to do.
2 mins later, I'm on my way, handshakes all round.
A nil score on the machine and a mouthpiece, (No, not SWMBO) sitting just in front of the dials.
Happy touring I say and keep off the loopy juice