Fun thread - single piece of advice on what not to do….

[Captain Yoghurtpot]

Sit!!

What, in the shower?
There's barely room to swing a cat in our bathroom, hence the problem with aim when taking a shower as the water splashes go everywhere!

Touché

 

[busby]

Rely on your satnag.

You can't trust them...tool of the devil..BUSBY.

 

[funflair]

deleted, talking rubbish.

 

[PaulW2]

Don't mention the payload.

I did once, but I think I got away with it.

 

[scotjimland]

unless you have insomnia , never ask -- "what is the best toilet fluid to use" ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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[scousebird]

Don't leave your steps in various aires in France

Guess what we did again while in France at the weekend

 

[nicholsong]

Don't move kitchen/bathroom equipment/toiletries from home to MH.

Duplicate everything, then you cannot forget them.

 

[Minxy]

Don't move kitchen/bathroom equipment/toiletries from home to MH.

Duplicate everything, then you cannot forget them.

Same with knickers ... leave some in the MH ... we went away to the Malvern MH show many years ago and I would have been knickerless! Now you know why I like to have LOTS of them when we go on holiday ... never can have enough!!!

 

[EuroTrotters]

Do your own thing, not one size fits all.

Never put diesel in your water tank or vice versa

 

[KiwiKampers]

Don't let anyone talk you into letting them borrow your motorhome.

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[L' Hobo]

Don't let anyone borrow your motorhome.

I've corrected that for you!

 

[Captain Yoghurtpot]

Same with knickers ... leave some in the MH ... we went away to the Malvern MH show many years ago and I would have been knickerless! Now you know why I like to have LOTS of them when we go on holiday ... never can have enough!!!

Very interesting.
I thought for some of the Funster Rallies and Shows, going
" Commando" was the norm when in attendance.

 

[Captain Yoghurtpot]

Guess what we did again while in France at the weekend

Forgot to hang the upside down pineapples off the hab door handle and water the pampas grass?
Obviously too worried about remembering to collect your step.
Easily done.

 

[berni109]

Had a quick look through and did not see this.
Don't drive away from a foreign campsite without collecting your passport.

 

[EuroTrotters]

I will add

Never let a campsite keep your passport

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[berni109]

And whatever you do never leave your passport lying about in a German leather shop.
Very few of us are stupid enough to do such a thing. But it has been known to happen.

 

[Otter Spotter]

Same with knickers ... leave some in the MH ... we went away to the Malvern MH show many years ago and I would have been knickerless! Now you know why I like to have LOTS of them when we go on holiday ... never can have enough!!!

Why ? my wife says ‘fresh air is good for your nether regions’

 

[PP Bear]

Why ? my wife says ‘fresh air is good for your nether regions’

Could blow a few cobwebs away

 

[Lenny HB]

Had a quick look through and did not see this.
Don't drive away from a foreign campsite without collecting your passport.

Why would you leave your passport in the first place, no one gets to keep mine.

And whatever you do never leave your passport lying about in a German leather shop.
Very few of us are stupid enough to do such a thing. But it has been known to happen.

Or a German cake & coffee shop. ( fell out of my coat pocket)

 

[Minxy]

Why ? my wife says ‘fresh air is good for your nether regions’

Bit nippy when windy though!

Could blow a few cobwebs away

After just recently having 2 colonoscopies and today being my smear test I can assure you their ain't no cobwebs on me!

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