Do you know how to use your toilet?

[rosalan]

Well of course you do but have you read the instruction? I hadn't but as a result we use ours differently.
They go something like this...
First open the slider, then flush the toilet.
Use the toilet then flush again, finally closing the slider.
The disadvantage of this procedure is that it makes it harder to find in the dark!

 

[RandallC]

What have you been drinking??????

 

[TheBig1]

if you clean the toilet bowl and give it a good coat of car wax, it makes it far more non stick. therefore reducing the need to preflush and lubricate the bowl

 

[keithchesterfield2]

I presume there's sod all on the tele at the moment ........

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[Camping Gaza]

I respect the environment, I save water and electricity. I poke it all down with a twig, which is recycled at the nearest recycle point.

Yay, go, extinction rebellion!

Have you seen Greta Thunbergs book? published by penguin, (are they endangered?) It's about 4 pages thick, at least shes saving on paper. I wonder if they use recycled toilet paper to print it on?

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[Rob and Val]

Many years ago we were at a summer fete and a stallholder was selling recycled toilet paper.

 

[Vipar]

I respect the environment, I save water and electricity. I poke it all down with a twig, which is recycled at the nearest recycle point.

Yay, go, extinction rebellion!

Have you seen Greta Thunbergs book? published by penguin, (are they endangered?) It's about 4 pages thick, at least shes saving on paper. I wonder if they use recycled toilet paper to print it on?

Well she talks a load of s**t so she might as well

 

[Littlewheels]

There’s been a number threads lately commenting on how the Topics have gone downhill on subject matter , here’s a perfect example.

 

[TerryL]

Yeh, but it's been a while since we had a new toilet thread

 

[daveandsan]

I think you will find that when you have perfected your aim, there is no need to flush at all.
Hole in one.

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[TinaLes]

Thetford Handbook?, what handbook? now that is taking the pee that anyone is expected to read it, as the movement should be second nature to all.
Les

 

[Jim]

Well of course you do but have you read the instruction? I hadn't but as a result we use ours differently.
They go something like this...
First open the slider, then flush the toilet.
Use the toilet then flush again, finally closing the slider.
The disadvantage of this procedure is that it makes it harder to find in the dark!

An article in this month’s magazine discusses precisely this, explaining the many combinations and their advantages

 

[Viennese]

Many years ago we were at a summer fete and a stallholder was selling recycled toilet paper.

I always use Broken Link Removed recycled loo rolls

 

[Louis]

I always use Broken Link Removed recycled loo rolls

With free finger holes ? ?

 

[ryan_flea]

I used the double sided toilet roll. Its very cost effective ?

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[busby]

We use Happy Bowl liners before doing a number two..Excellent product.BUSBY.

 

[The Dudess]

We use Happy Bowl liners before doing a number two..Excellent product.BUSBY.

Agree.

 

[eddie]

In American motorhomes, the loo is like a conventional china loo in a house but, with bells and whistles

As you lift the lid, two things happen, a little spray of air freshener is discreetly emitted, and a little bit of water released in to the bowl.

When you done your poo, tapping a little button with your foot, starts the cleaning process in that warm water is sprayed up and onto your bum, cleaning you. Releasing the floor switch starts the gentle warm air drying process which works remarkably well and takes about 15 seconds.

A pressure sensor on the toilet seat, closes the lid, flushes and sprays a light mist of disinfectant over everything.

Once the V10 engine is started, the waste in the black tanks is ground up by a macerator, and when the exhaust is hot enough, the ground up waste is sprayed into the twin exhaust manifolds, which vaporises the ground up up and goes out of the exhaust as steam

 

[Jo662]

In American motorhomes, the loo is like a conventional china loo in a house but, with bells and whistles

As you lift the lid, two things happen, a little spray of air freshener is discreetly emitted, and a little bit of water released in to the bowl.

When you done your poo, tapping a little button with your foot, starts the cleaning process in that warm water is sprayed up and onto your bum, cleaning you. Releasing the floor switch starts the gentle warm air drying process which works remarkably well and takes about 15 seconds.

A pressure sensor on the toilet seat, closes the lid, flushes and sprays a light mist of disinfectant over everything.

Once the V10 engine is started, the waste in the black tanks is ground up by a macerator, and when the exhaust is hot enough, the ground up waste is sprayed into the twin exhaust manifolds, which vaporises the ground up up and goes out of the exhaust as steam

does it really!?

 

[Ditcha]

In American motorhomes, the loo is like a conventional china loo in a house but, with bells and whistles

As you lift the lid, two things happen, a little spray of air freshener is discreetly emitted, and a little bit of water released in to the bowl.

When you done your poo, tapping a little button with your foot, starts the cleaning process in that warm water is sprayed up and onto your bum, cleaning you. Releasing the floor switch starts the gentle warm air drying process which works remarkably well and takes about 15 seconds.

A pressure sensor on the toilet seat, closes the lid, flushes and sprays a light mist of disinfectant over everything.

Once the V10 engine is started, the waste in the black tanks is ground up by a macerator, and when the exhaust is hot enough, the ground up waste is sprayed into the twin exhaust manifolds, which vaporises the ground up up and goes out of the exhaust as steam

Is that Adpoo instead of Adblue

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[Steve and Denise]

Ive always said those yanks put to much shit out of the exhaust ???

 

[Popeye]

Ive always said those yanks put to much shit out of the exhaust ???

...... and of course now that Eddie is a year older he is more full of $4eet than ever.

 

[Vipar]

 

[ctc]

Well of course you do but have you read the instruction? I hadn't but as a result we use ours differently.
They go something like this...
First open the slider, then flush the toilet.
Use the toilet then flush again, finally closing the slider.
The disadvantage of this procedure is that it makes it harder to find in the dark!

Find what in the dark?

 

[appydaze]

In American motorhomes, the loo is like a conventional china loo in a house but, with bells and whistles

As you lift the lid, two things happen, a little spray of air freshener is discreetly emitted, and a little bit of water released in to the bowl.

When you done your poo, tapping a little button with your foot, starts the cleaning process in that warm water is sprayed up and onto your bum, cleaning you. Releasing the floor switch starts the gentle warm air drying process which works remarkably well and takes about 15 seconds.

A pressure sensor on the toilet seat, closes the lid, flushes and sprays a light mist of disinfectant over everything.

Once the V10 engine is started, the waste in the black tanks is ground up by a macerator, and when the exhaust is hot enough, the ground up waste is sprayed into the twin exhaust manifolds, which vaporises the ground up up and goes out of the exhaust as steam

....... I had just returned from golf in my Hymer and had some Tee's on the passenger seat.
When I pulled in for some diesel, the station operator said what a nice motorhome it was, and what were those little sticks on the passenger seat.
I replied that they were tee's to put your balls on when driving.
Blimey he said,........ these hymer's think of everthing..........

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[Steadycam]

I think you will find that when you have perfected your aim, there is no need to flush at all.
Hole in one.

Yes there's no greater satisfaction than getting a through and through. ??????