Cunning Mobile Decontamination Unit theory

[Northern Boy]

SWIMBO and I have a cunning plan; it is so cunning that even those who have been through the university of cunning may not have worked this one out yet.
Our plan is to drive to the local supermarket or other food dispensing place in our MH, this will also work at the DIY depot.
I leave SWIMBO in the MH and strip down into my Uncle Patrick's, or a nice pair of floral swimmers, the UP's are better as you will see later.
Once the shopping has been done I put all produce in the MH garage and spray with my 80% vodka disinfectant.
A coded knock on the habitation door and SWIMBO unlocks, I step in discarding my UP's on the car park floor.
SWIMBO sprays me down with another 80% vodka mix, mouth open and I then step into the shower and fully decontaminate.
We now return home, re spray and wash shopping.
We are very safe and I have only lost one pair of UP's.
Or on the thread of litter picking I can pick up the UP's and bag them following up with a washing machine clean and garden line hang.

Any additional thoughts or additions most welcome and I feel we can all continue our lives in a very safe, fun and happy way and at the same time entertain all those who do not have our inventive and extended thought process.

 

[Podney]

Good plan indeed! Count me in.

 

[dunnah01]

Feeding the virus Vodka could be the problem - imagine the new strain that would produce

 

[Arnside037]

Would that be the Russian strain of Covid 19 ?

 

[fullfat]

The only problem I can see is that I always go commando,so....

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[pagey]

SWIMBO and I have a cunning plan; it is so cunning that even those who have been through the university of cunning may not have worked this one out yet.
Our plan is to drive to the local supermarket or other food dispensing place in our MH, this will also work at the DIY depot.
I leave SWIMBO in the MH and strip down into my Uncle Patrick's, or a nice pair of floral swimmers, the UP's are better as you will see later.
Once the shopping has been done I put all produce in the MH garage and spray with my 80% vodka disinfectant.
A coded knock on the habitation door and SWIMBO unlocks, I step in discarding my UP's on the car park floor.
SWIMBO sprays me down with another 80% vodka mix, mouth open and I then step into the shower and fully decontaminate.
We now return home, re spray and wash shopping.
We are very safe and I have only lost one pair of UP's.
Or on the thread of litter picking I can pick up the UP's and bag them following up with a washing machine clean and garden line hang.

Any additional thoughts or additions most welcome and I feel we can all continue our lives in a very safe, fun and happy way and at the same time entertain all those who do not have our inventive and extended thought process.

I don't think you are getting out enough

 

[Northern Boy]

I don't think you are getting out enough

You are right, I have not been out for weeks....how is everything out there?

 

[Geo]

You need UPs like mine
Covid wont come within 10 Mtrs

 

[pagey]

You are right, I have not been out for weeks....how is everything out there?

Don't know not been out

 

[Gaston aires]

A cunning plan indeed mr Baldrick.

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[Garfields]

I think you need to start at the chemist and collect your medication

 

[MitchandJenny]

Reminds me of the record about an American roving news reporter looking for the the streaker !!
“Don’t look Ethel ! Too late, she’s already had a free show ! “
Mitch.

 

[Northern Boy]

I think you need to start at the chemist and collect your medication

This is what I am like WITH medication

 

[raysalaugh]

Think this thread has something to do with trolleys and off.

 

[Garfields]

Think this thread has something to do with trolleys and off.

I think most threads do

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[Kannon Fodda]

A flaw in this not so cunning or practical plan may come from the local constabulary. The likelihood of indecent exposure is high, and once they visit to check that, you may find the alcohol fumes trigger use of a breathalyser.

 

[Minxy]

You need UPs like mine
Covid wont come within 10 Mtrs

You can't say that and not let us view them ... then we can take a vote on the suitability of them!

 

[Minxy]

A flaw in this not so cunning or practical plan may come from the local constabulary. The likelihood of indecent exposure is high, and once they visit to check that, you may find the alcohol fumes trigger use of a breathalyser.

Could also be a bit dicey lighting the gas with all the alcohol in the atmosphere!

 

[Geo]

You can't say that and not let us view them ... then we can take a vote on the suitability of them!

Good job there clean on today had to take em orf to get pic.
Dont blame me for this it was after all a request

 

[Minxy]

Good job there clean on today had to take em orf to get pic.
Dont blame me for this it was after all a request

You're meant to be wearing them ...

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[Geo]

You're meant to be wearing them ...

Tried belly in the way can only get toenail pics

 

[Northern Boy]

Tried belly in the way can only get toenail pics

Good you cant see them when on, did you take them off wearing gloves? You need too, they are probably more dangerous than COVID-19

 

[SuperMike]

 

[Dorwyn]

Interesting where the lockdown mind goes. Usually the same area.

 

[Johnen]

I tried that at Pets at Home and was accused of trying to steal a budgie!!

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