Bloody Typical... (1 Viewer)

[JJ]

After some time (approximately 2 years) I finally set my mind to do a grand clean up in my van bathroom.

Just as I was about to get ready to start, Alan and Bob arrive with the 4x4 and trailer to return my ride-on mower from where it had ben stored whilst I was away.

Now I am having a sit down trying to decide whether to clean or cut the grass...

Probably will end up doing neither.

Oh well...


JJ

 

[thebriars]

Firstly your mower probably has a flat battery. If that is Ok then you will probably have forgotten to turn the petrol off last autumn and it has now seeped into the sump and flooded it. Failing that the mice will have got at one of the drive belts.

You really should look on the bright side of things.

 

[TinaLes]

Easy Choice for a bloke isn't it?, ones got an engine, the other hasn't With much practice you can swill a beer also, without a drop being spilt down your front
Go on you know you want to
Les
Edit: crikey, I think I can hear that engine from here!

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[JJ]

Firstly your mower probably has a flat battery. If that is Ok then you will probably have forgotten to turn the petrol off last autumn and it has now seeped into the sump and flooded it. Failing that the mice will have got at one of the drive belts.

Excuse me The Briars...

My mower is practically brand new and on Monday I will contact the supplier to collect it and give it its (50 hour) first service (free).

Battery fine... It started first time... (no on/off petrol tap fitted)

Drive belts all seem fine.

Too warm here for the mice to move out of their homes and enter ours... (I think).

But thanks for your concern!

Now... back to cleaning bathroom...


JJ

 

[Lenny HB]

Now I am having a sit down trying to decide whether to clean or cut the grass.

Cleaning the grass will take far too long, I would cut it

 

[JJ]

Cleaning the grass will take far too long, I would cut it

"Praise the Lord for the gift of laughter!"

"Thank goodness I am wearing my corset otherwise my sides would surely have split with laughter..."


JJ

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[maison]

After some time (approximately 2 years) I finally set my mind to do a grand clean up in my van bathroom.

Just as I was about to get ready to start, Alan and Bob arrive with the 4x4 and trailer to return my ride-on mower from where it had ben stored whilst I was away.

Now I am having a sit down trying to decide whether to clean or cut the grass...

Probably will end up doing neither.

Oh well...


JJ

With your super, duper, almost brand new, bright and shining ride on mower surely you can sit down and cut the grass.

And women claim that men can’t Multi-task.

 

[JJ]

surely you can sit down and cut the grass

WHAT?

Steady on there Mr Maison...

Just because one is sitting down when driving the mower, it doesn't mean one is resting.

100% concentration needed you know.

(I just cut down a small oak tree sapling by allowing my mind to wander.)


JJ

 

[old-mo]

Now I am having a sit down trying to decide whether to clean or cut the grass...

Leave both of the job`s till August when Frankie (@yodeli .) visits you...



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