Biting one's toungue at Incleboro Fields

[Tanya_and_Mick]

For the first time ever we had to bite our tongues for a period of time prior to complaining to our neighbours at Incleboro Fields this weekend.

So, as a couple during the Easter school holidays at a large family site, such as Incleboro Fields we should most probably have known better - and based on tihs weekend we have changed our August visit to a CC site to a Tranquil adults only site (£50 more but in our eyes worth it).

So,,,,our pitch was constently invaded by little people; and more tennis balls than Wimbeldon against the side of our new Motorhome - I must have been a ball-boy in a previous life.

So trying not be grumpy but with steel in my eyes I had a brief chat with the parents - grunt, grunt and a swig of lager was the reply, but I got the feeling the white gloves would be coming out for three, three minute rounds.

Laughter of children is great and should never be muted. So lessons learnt on our part, as a couple be mindful of school holidays and just accept that in general standards have really dropped when it comes to installing a bit of respect in your children and yourself - for some people........sigh

 

[Yorick]

Shoot the little bastards.

 

[jumar]

Totally agree, it's a shame that once again the minority spoil it for the majority.
You should try the Spanish Easter holidays, that can be quite testing, and that's coming from us,those that live here.
Hope your August break is more of what you expect.

 

[Deleted34567]

Shoot the little bastards.

Wonder could we ?
I mean in a sporting manner...!
Say with a nice little .177 co2 thing...... !
10 pointer for the older ones, 15 points for the quicker ones and 20 points for the ringleaders.....
Would offer sticky plasters for the harder wounds but we need to be sporting.... No shooting closer than 20 metres ( unless with BB pistol) and points don't count with side arms.
Right,
Try it out during Easter holidays,
Game on !

 

[Voyger1010]

Jonkil , Brilliant, still laughing, I'm in , let me know where and when ! I understand Incleboro Fields could be the place! for future events, could go viral!!!

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[gus-lopez]

Totally agree, it's a shame that once again the minority spoil it for the majority.
You should try the Spanish Easter holidays, that can be quite testing, and that's coming from us,those that live here.
Hope your August break is more of what you expect.

 

[Tanya_and_Mick]

lol - I'd be happy to stump up the winners kitty........

 

[Simon]

Shoot the little bastards.

Made me laugh, that

We purposely avoid going to sites in the school holidays like the plague. I've got nothing against noisy kids as long as they're a reasonable distance away. Five miles or so, minimum, should do it.

 

[Dawn B]

Shoot the little bastards.

That's the first sensible thing you've said in a long while

 

[coffeeroffey]

Shoot the little bastards.

It would be more satisfying to shoot the parents!!!!

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[Deleted34567]

Five miles or so, minimum, should do it.

Very distant that.
Would require a very high powered rifle at that range !

 

[Simon]

Very distant that.
Would require a very high powered rifle at that range !

Less chance of getting grunted at by neanderthal parents though, and more of a challenge...

 

[JJ]

The trouble with kids is they eventually grow old and turn into miserable, moaning, grumpy old gits.

JJ

 

[Tanya_and_Mick]

aye, this is true.......

 

[Simon]

The trouble with kids is they eventually grow old and turn into miserable, moaning, grumpy old gits.

JJ

Rightly so, but it takes a very long time for them to get there, unfortunately. I wonder if there's a way to speed up the process?

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[Voyger1010]

The trouble with kids is they eventually grow old and turn into miserable, moaning, grumpy old gits.

which just proves the point, in the old adage "that it is always the parents Fault," so might as well shoot the neanderthal parents as well. How many points though?

 

[Neil S]

C.C wardens should have intervened as ball games are NOT allowed anywhere near pitches

 

[pappajohn]

C.C wardens should have intervened as ball games are NOT allowed anywhere near pitches

Too busy telling new arrivals their off side wheel is 2" outside their pitch and they are facing the wrong way anyway.

Cant take the wardens away from the really important jobs just to bollock a parent or two for a minor indescretion like ball games.

 

[Tootles]

It would be more satisfying to shoot the parents!!!!

Lets not bugger about....SHOOT EVERYONE!! Kids, their parents, and the bl**dy warden.

 

[Tootles]

The trouble with kids is they eventually grow old and turn into miserable, moaning, grumpy old gits.

JJ

................................Who own even older Hymers??

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[redjohn151]

Just collected the kids Clamidia and Tyson from a camping trip with their uncle Rocky at incleboro fields
They enjoyed themselves but they are missing a large number of tennis balls.
That's kids for you.

 

[Voyger1010]

Lets not bugger about....SHOOT EVERYONE!! Kids, their parents, and the bl**dy warden.

Now How many points for a WARDEN, lol,. I need to know so I can make my quota up

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Now How many points for a WARDEN, lol,. I need to know so I can make my quota up

CC Warden = 100 but if clasping a clipboard when shot (photographic evidence required) 150 points
CC Assistant Warden = 7o

C&CC only 25 points I'm afraid.

 

[rangi]

Now then just one goddamn minute here! How dare you pick on little children! You cruel heartless persons! I am absolutely disgusted that you would even think of chastising a child!

Why goddamn it!!! you'll be cuffing Dogs next!!!! Good grief It's a cold hard world we live in, innit?

(Oh dear here we go again another 12 pages of heartbreak!)

 

[iandsm]

Could you have thrown the balls back, very forcefully hitting his van? accidentally of course.

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[Voyger1010]

CC Warden = 100 but if clasping a clipboard when shot (photographic evidence required) 150 points
CC Assistant Warden = 7o

C&CC only 25 points I'm afraid.

I promise you for that many points I'll carry two clipboards, ( I used to be a marksman, now a grumpy old git)but I think your being somewhat bias, needing photographic evidence!

 

[Voyger1010]

Why goddamn it!!! you'll be cuffing Dogs next!!!!

I NEVER would ( kids and wardens only) no points for dogs

 

[Dawn B]

Could you have thrown the balls back, very forcefully hitting his van? accidentally of course.

I'd have certainly thrown his balls back

 

[Bertie Bassett]

I promise you for that many points I'll carry two clipboards, ( I used to be a marksman, now a grumpy old git)but I think your being somewhat bias, needing photographic evidence!

Get the OH to pic it..................mine would! (but only when she wasn't reloading)

 

[hilldweller]

Wonder could we ?
I mean in a sporting manner...!
Say with a nice little .177 co2 thing...... !

Don't be stupid, you're on holiday, you can't be wasting all day, get the 12 bore out.

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