- Aug 18, 2017
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- Adria Coral 680 SP
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- 5 years and still learning
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus,
and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme,
She stood up in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said,
'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked,
'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr Smiths?
'Yes I am... How did you know?'
He winked and replied,
"Hickory Dickory Dock "
A married couple are driving along the highway doing 60kmh, with the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.”
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70kmh. He then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.”
Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up to 80kmh as her anger increases. “I want the house!" Again the wife speeds up to 90kmh. He says, “I also want the car!” but she just drives faster and faster. By now she’s up to 100kmh. “All right,” he says, “I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards". The wife finally gets to 110kmh.
"Is there anything else you want to admit too?" replies the wife.
"Yes" says the husband, "that was all a lie.... but at least now we're doing the bloody speed limit!".
Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus,
and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme,
She stood up in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said,
'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked,
'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr Smiths?
'Yes I am... How did you know?'
He winked and replied,
"Hickory Dickory Dock "
A married couple are driving along the highway doing 60kmh, with the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.”
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70kmh. He then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.”
Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up to 80kmh as her anger increases. “I want the house!" Again the wife speeds up to 90kmh. He says, “I also want the car!” but she just drives faster and faster. By now she’s up to 100kmh. “All right,” he says, “I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards". The wife finally gets to 110kmh.
"Is there anything else you want to admit too?" replies the wife.
"Yes" says the husband, "that was all a lie.... but at least now we're doing the bloody speed limit!".