Woosh Bang

[TinaLes]

I have a whoosh bang. On the very rare occasion I share one of my out of the way spots with someone else I enter and exit via the cab doors, which can be shut quietly.

Was her husband asleep in the back at the time?
LES

 

[chesterfield hooligan]

Whoosh bang and a FLT I am thinking of heading back to the darkside, here in North Spain no one seems to care.

 

[Coolcats]

For a tree to fall in the forest with no one around, it could be nature……..shutting a van door takes a person (usually), so a least one person will hear it.….unless they have hearing problems.

Well now this is a contentious one for some a wife or husband sometimes ‘tune out’ and doesn’t hear what the other has said or even acknowledge the partner has spoken so it’s possible that a door closing could go unnoticed. I’m sure someone could do a PhD study around that phenomenon

 

[poppycamper]

Us wooshbangers should be proud, over the last coupleof years we've take so much pressure off of cornercutting pitch walkers. Dressing Gown wearers, Kids having fun on holiday, those people producing barbeque smells, and chinkers of beer bottles after 10:30 pm. Our doors are actually doing a public service and long may they woooshssssHHHH BANG.

Yes indeed Jim ...
It would also be Interesting to see what the ratio of Woosh Bangers to non Woosh Banger there is now..
We (Woosh Bangers) are certainly increasing in numbers!!!

 

[wp1234]

pain in the arse but they really don’t care do they …selfish selfish selfish selfish

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[wp1234]

Yes you are unfortunately , it’s cheaper to be a wosher !

Yes indeed Jim ...
It would also be Interesting to see what the ratio of Woosh Bangers to non Woosh Banger there is now..
We (Woosh Bangers) are certainly increasing in numbers!!!

 

[poppycamper]

pain in the arse but they really don’t care do they …selfish selfish selfish selfish

Yep agree.... they are really selfish slamming their habitation doors at all hours..
Why oh Why don't they do what us quiet nonselfish and caring folk do and buy a WOOSH BANG!!

 

[L' Hobo]

pain in the arse but they really don’t care do they …selfish selfish selfish selfish

that's no way to talk about Motorhome's with an A class, one shouldn't mock the afflicted!

 

[poppycamper]

Yes you are unfortunately , it’s cheaper to be a wosher !

Maybe so..... but I bet I get just as much, or probably even more enjoyment from my cheapo Woosh Bang than you do from your ever so expensive mega gin Palace.

 

[Larafach]

I have a whoosh bang too, but I only ever use the rear doors because the whoosh bang door area is usually full of water bottles and shoes .

I’ll happily make an exception though if someone rolls their eyes when I park next to them .

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[Cliffdale]

Well I'm thinking of buying a whoosh banger and I cant wait to SLAM the door to see what it has the affect on others!!
I'll practice now.

WHOOOOSH BANG!!!

I feel better for buying one now!

Roll on the Auto sleeper.

WHOOOOOOSH BANG.
Good night. xx

 

[wp1234]

I have a whoosh bang on the next pitch.
Sinc(s)e 5.45 this am to this time 8am he/she has whoosh banged it 9 times. YES i'm counting.
But they do have a very quiet cute doggy.

Ankers

 

[Tonks]

Who are the most despised / demonised on here - whoosh bangers, or cyclists??

I'm both! I'm a decent bloke though - really.

you can add 'campervanners' to your list...!

 

[Vikdikdok]

If I knew how to adjust my PVC sliding door I wouldn't have to slam it

 

[Neckender]

Whoosh bangers of the world unite as you’ll keep someone awake tonight.

Just love our VW T6.1 Woosh bang.

John.

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[Neckender]

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[poppycamper]

If I knew how to adjust my PVC sliding door I wouldn't have to slam it

No need.... leave a roof light or window open slightly.. let's air pressure out of van enabling an easier door closing...

 

[bobnick]

Ankers

?

 

[Nanniemate]

No need.... leave a roof light or window open slightly.. let's air pressure out of van enabling an easier door closing...

Yes but then you loose the full effect WOOOSH BANG

 

[DDJC]

This is a small breeze in a teacup as far as I am concerned.
But thanks for all this Now I'll probably start hearing them and getting peed off about it, whereas before I hadn't noticed.

However, we tend to use higher star sites and go for the biggest pitches on the site. We don't use aires, so maybe we have never heard them. Maybe whooshbangers prefer wilding, aires and the smaller pitches on the other side of the site?

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[62272]

We recently stayed at the Memling site in Brugges, which isn't cheap, for a number of nights. This was the first time I can really say i’ve noticed how annoying the whoosh bangers are. The layout is one small field, back to back pitches, and lots, and lots, of PVCs, all taking their turns to whoosh bang through-out the night.

Based on that experience I’d ban them if I owned a site!!!

 

[bobnick]

This is a small breeze in a teacup as far as I am concerned.
But thanks for all this Now I'll probably start hearing them and getting peed off about it, whereas before I hadn't noticed.

However, we tend to use higher star sites and go for the biggest pitches on the site. We don't use aires, so maybe we have never heard them. Maybe whooshbangers prefer wilding, aires and the smaller pitches on the other side of the site?

Swiss Farm is not exactly wilding and there are dozens on here.

 

[poppycamper]

Based on that experience I’d ban them if I owned a site!!!

Lots and lots of PVC's you say.
Don't hold much hope for your profit margin (if any) if you banned all them lots and lots of PVC's.

 

[Sapper520]

We are still being tongue in cheek aren’t we?

 

[L' Hobo]

Woosh Banging is an Urban myth.

Whoosh Banging Myth. Now that a good name for the orchestra I'm thinking of organising!

If a large number of us could tune our sliding doors, very similar to the steel drums a few years ago, I'm sure we could play tunes
(and have an upper body workout) by sliding/slamming our doors and we might get invited to the motorhome shows for free?

I bet the rehearsals would be interesting! What do you think before I have a word with Quackers

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[L' Hobo]

Spelt it wrong again RHYTHM!!!

Obviously not a Catholic then?

 

[62272]

Lots and lots of PVC's you say.
Don't hold much hope for your profit margin (if any) if you banned all them lots and lots of PVC's.

Hi poppy, I would rather run at a loss than suffer that experience again

 

[L' Hobo]

I don't have a whoosh bang, but my last A Class had to be shut with a bang or it wouldn't close properly. Is a bang without a warning whoosh worse?

I have made a note of the date and time of this rarity, an A Class owner who admits that he/she had to slam their door!

 

[L' Hobo]

No need.... leave a roof light or window open slightly.. let's air pressure out of van enabling an easier door closing...

I have been telling VW owners (like me) to do this for years and fit an inside handle, but no-one seems to listen?

 

[L' Hobo]

Swiss Farm is not exactly wilding and there are dozens on here.

cos we can afford it with the money we saved by not buying, and maintaining, an A Class!

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