Who says the sites are full
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If you keep thinking you hear the music from Deliverance you’ll soon know why...
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Weekends for Deliverance time in Chard the locals drive around with their Arses hanging out their Corsa’s and clapped out Suburu‘s but they don’t come near the camp site.
dabhand
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Sueee!
Mountain Man: Now, let's you just drop them pants.
Bobby: Drop?
Mountain Man: Just take 'em right off.
Bobby: I-I mean, what's this all about?
Toothless Man: Don't say anything, just do it.
Mountain Man: Just drop 'em, boy! You ever had your balls cut off, you f*ckin' ape?
Bobby: Lord.
Mountain Man: Look at there, that's sharp. I bet it'd shave a hair.
Toothless Man: Why don't ya try it and see?
Bobby: Lord, lord. Deliver us from all.
Toothless Man: Pull off that little ol' bitty shirt there, too. Did he bleed?
Mountain Man: He bled. Them panties, take 'em off. Get up, boy. Come on, get on up there.
Bobby: No, no, no. Oh, no. No. Don't.
Mountain Man: Hey boy. You look just like a hog.
Bobby: Don't, don't.
Mountain Man: Just like a hog. Come here, piggy, piggy, piggy. Come on, piggy, come on, piggy, come on, piggy, give me a ride, a ride. Hey, boy. Get up and give me a ride.
Bobby: All right.
Mountain Man: Get up and give me a ride, boy.
Bobby: All right. All right.
Mountain Man: Get up! Get up there!
Bobby: All right. Oh no, no!
Mountain Man: Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar.
Bobby: Don't. Don't.
Mountain Man: What's the matter, boy? I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Let's squeal. Squeal now. Squeal.
Bobby: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mountain Man: Squeal. Squeal louder. Louder. Louder, louder. Louder! Louder! Louder! Get down now, boy. There, get them britches down. That's that. You can do better than that, boy. You can do better than that. Come on, squeal. Squeal.
We stayed at a CS site near Heathfield on Saturday (well we didnt stay in the end but thats another story!)
Just us and 1 caravan there.
Just us and 1 caravan there.
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Chard Somerset , a rather strange part of the world ? Land that time forgot . Don’t argue with the tractor boys !!!
When we moved here 15 years ago we were warned about 'those strange folk from up North' 
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Not usWhen we moved here 15 years ago we were warned about 'those strange folk from up North'
(
Banjo
in the background)It concerns me that you managed to write that all down, word perfect, from memory .....
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I play a banjo too but got more than one tooth!(
It concerns me that you managed to write that all down, word perfect, from memory .....
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Otter Spotter , now back to the story...we went to Forton House cl a month ago, excellent site, 4 units on site , great walks, plus bike ride to Chard reservoir 
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CAMC site Looe……almost full. 
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I take it these are not lyrics from a Rogers and Hammerstein production?
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Yes, but only ONE moreI play a banjo too but got more than one tooth!
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Did you see the Funster flag on the Axminster road around a 1.5 miles outside Chard, in a field by the road on a permanent flag post?Otter Spotter , now back to the story...we went to Forton House cl a month ago, excellent site, 4 units on site , great walks, plus bike ride to Chard reservoir
I think your getting mixed up with Norfolk
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After the first lockdown we were rammed. We’re steadily busy now but nowhere near like it was last year.
Chard is “our Norfolk”. I would like to point out that I was born and bred in South Somerset, Castle Cary in fact so I feel I am allowed to joke about these things! I travelled all the way over the border into North Dorset 31 years ago. Our Norfolk is of course those funny people who’ve never been off the Island. old-mo will know what I mean.
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We are the only ones on a site near Chichester
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It sounds like people who were born and bred in the Fens. Rumour has it they have webbed feet. I know they dive into their cars through the windows like in the dukes of hazzard.
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Now let’s not get offensive. Tractor boys are over the border in Suffolk. We don’t talk about them
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Chard….home of the first powered flight…..as the sign says on entry.
My son was so upset when Cricket St Thomas closed.
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Chard….home of the first powered flight…..as the sign says on entry.
My son was so upset when Cricket St Thomas closed.
being a passionate Norwich City fan I was concerned about being called Tractor Boys same as that lot from over the border in Suffolk 
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The two club sites at Malvern are virtually full. For interest I'd say 75% caravans. So if both sites are around 150 units that's 300 in these two fields.
Yep, definitely busy.
Yep, definitely busy.
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Used to play rugby against Chard…….wasn’t sure if they knew what game we were playing at times.
Some of those Farmer boys we’re on the large side! Same as the Farmers from the Butleigh area, once played against them with their Captain playing in his wellington boots!
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What’s wrong with Chard, that is where I spent my school years.
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There is still some availability out there . CAMC sites at Malvern and Cirencester still have pitches for this weekend coming .
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Different sort of animals now , it’s a Warner’s Retreat for delinquent geriatrics with money to burnChard….home of the first powered flight…..as the sign says on entry.
My son was so upset when Cricket St Thomas closed.
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