What A Bloody Awful Day... Shouldn't Be Allowed...

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  1. JJ

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    JEEEEEEEZ!

    Poxy "campsites" and woosie motorhomers...

    Hanging out with cool Funsters Kath and John at Praia Da Rocha.

    Can't be parked where the Rufty Tufties go in case their front wheel drive, toy camper gets wheel spin...

    So...

    I have to be with "ordinary" people.

    Well...

    8.10 am the girlie Dutchman next door wakes me up beating the dust out of his wretched floor mat... 8.10 am! I ask you.

    So...

    I am forced to get up and am just sunning myself outside, moaning to J and K about the injustices of life when I notice an English reg. van with a YOUNG couple in it. Far, far too young to be enjoying this lifestyle.

    I am just about to wander across to complain when they start PUTTING OUT THEIR WASHING!

    Well... a man can only put up with so much.

    Across I go to tell them they are too young for this game and to suggest they go away and come back in 20 odd years time when...

    HORROR NUMBER ONE...

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    THEN...

    SHOCK HORROR 2.

    They are FUNSTERS!

    Meet Dr Wolfenstein (aka Barry and Tez).

    JJ :cool:
     
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    well tis a nice shade of blue
     
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    They need it changing to a Bradford City one now
     
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  4. JJ

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    The Bloody Cheek Of It...


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    Pulling over the waste disposal trench and releasing my grey water, as other dump their cassettes, produces a glorious mixture of aromas.

    I assume this goes on through out the day.

    I am STAGGERED that this group of Dutch vanners are happy to sit outside, chatting and eating and drinking within a few feet of the stinking process.

    And guess what?

    They wanted me to turn off my engine because they said it was making a smell!

    I replied in Portuguese so I don't think they got the full meaning of this reply...

    Nice little bit of rapid charging done though.

    JJ :cool:
     
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    At least you can commiserate with each other :LOL:
     
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  6. JJ

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    Yes... for some minutes we discussed how our two teams were sitting on top of the pile... :rofl:


    JJ :cool:
     
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    We have a similar towel. We use it for cleaning mud off the dogs paws - it's all it's good for ;)
     
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    As a Fulham season ticket holder I suggest that towel is used for mopping up after emptying the cassette! :)
     
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    Well, look on the bright side, it could be a lot worse. At least Man City won again yesterday.....


    .....didn't they?
     
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    Hey win or loose Blues fans stay loyal [​IMG]
     
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    At least do did not actually insult them on the website whilst they were watching it. you would wonder why the brick came through the side window, until you read the message tied around it.
     
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    Make that 3 - 2.
     
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    /or Chelski

    :crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:


    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    :party::party::party::party::party:
     
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    Hahaha.......we can't wait to meet "Barry & Tez"

    P.S. Can you please get all my towel in the picture next time

    Great to meet you all
     
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    Well JJ I know you don't like paying for nowt but we are at Mikki's,. a new camper stop which is being completed as we speak, although some way to go yet.

    A very friendly Belgium couple with plenty of room and a decent dump point. Maybe Kath & John and Barry & Tez both of which we met at Pedro's, might find it better than the Potrimao stink.
     
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    Alright, alright... I am sorry...

    Meant to be Barney and Tess. :blush: :blusher:

    (At least I got the first letters right.)

    JJ :cool:
     
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    Please tell? We are in the Algarve and would like somewhere different.
     
  20. JJ

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    Maybe I confused you...

    This parking location doesn't "stink".

    Only the area immediately around the poo/grey water dumping place stinks.

    ...

    And the reason I normally avoid places with loads of other vans like campsites is nothing to do with the price you pay (in terms of money).

    I spend money like there is no tomorrow!

    Do you have any idea how much I have spent on pies this last fortnight? :rofl:

    JJ :cool:
     
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