Santa is Yorkshire man. (1 Viewer)

Feb 28, 2016
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🎅 SANTA IS A YORKSHIREMAN by Chris Burdon.... 🎅

Santa is a Yorkshireman
Of this I'm fairly sure
I heard him tiptoe in my room
At roughly Ten to four

"I 'ope tha's fast asleep" he said
"Or tha'll get nowt my lad"
He smelled of Hi Karate
(Must av pinched it from my dad)

Just down stairs I'd left a treat
Santa loves a beer 🍺
He loves pork pies and single malt
That was Dad's idea

When I woke next morning
I ran down stairs to see
If Santa had been kind enough
To leave gifts under t'tree 🎄

He got our mam a Nightie
And a pair of china pigs
Our dad got socks and undies 🧦
And 200 park lane cigs

My sister got a Barbie
Sat on a plastic horse 🐎
A One Direction annual
Which she loved of course

When I unwrapped my parcels
My Yorkshire heart did sing
Each gift that Santa gave me 🎁
A truly wondrous thing

A flat cap for my noggin
A vest of finest string
The ferret keepers handbook
Each gift fit for a king 👑

So thank you Santa thank you
You surely are a tyke
But can you please remember
Next year I'd like a bike! 🚲

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