Poor Man, what a way to go

[EuroTrotters]

Body of missing man found in Spanish dinosaur statue

Police say the man was reported missing by his family and no foul play is suspected in his death.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[TheBig1]

killed by a dinosaur millions of years after they went extinct. An interesting thing to put on a toombstone

 

[deleted79651]

Body of missing man found in Spanish dinosaur statue

Police say the man was reported missing by his family and no foul play is suspected in his death.

www.bbc.co.uk

I'm re-reading 'The Great Dinosaur Robbery' by David Forrest at present. The poor Spanish man's demise would make a perfect adjunct to the original story ...

The other 2 David Forrest books that I have are: 'After Me the Deluge' where God decides to repeat the purge of the Earth with an Ark, but sets the events in the French mountains ... ['Six hours I've been trying to get through to the Priest,' said God, 'Bloody French telephones ...'] and 'And to My Nephew Albert, I Leave the Island What I won off Fatty Hagan In A Poker Game', where Albert inherits a strip of land off the Scilly Isles and all is peaceful until a Russian Spy Trawler runs aground at one end of the 'Island' and the Americans despatch an Aircraft Carrier to the other end of the 100 metre strip to monitor developments. Add in a gin soaked toupée wearing Cornish conveyancing solicitor who tries to make Albert wealthy by negotiating a 50 year mooring lease for the higher bidder of the 2 Super Powers, and there's your plot ...

Steve

 

[Kirsten]

I read with interest that there was no hole big enough in said paper mache creature for grown man to get inside the Dino leg...

 

[deleted79651]

killed by a dinosaur millions of years after they went extinct. An interesting thing to put on a toombstone

Boot Hill Tombstone:

'Here lies the body of Lester Moore,
4 slugs from a 44.
No Les, No Moore ...'

Steve

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[Brains]

BBC missed an obvious click-bait headline of 'Man killed by Dinosaur'
or in Archaeologists Weekly 'Remains of human found inside Dinosaur'

 

[Geo]

killed by a dinosaur millions of years after they went extinct. An interesting thing to put on a toombstone

And on his life insurance claim form