is it just my wife?

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  1. scouse272

    scouse272 Read Only Funster

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    on christmas day the missus rings the youngest daughter,this is her side of the conversation.
    hiya love happy christmas,---------------it's your mother,------------------oh i'm sorry to hear that,------
    -------------well have a nice christmas anyway bye
    the blanks are,who's this ------------ my mothers dead

    she looks at me and says she was nice
    i says who's that love
    she.oh i don't know it was a wrong number
     
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  2. movan

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    LOL. No. I have had many a happy short conversation after a wrong number.... It's a woman thing. :)
     
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    Well, what else cold she say......can you imagine what the 'mum' would have thought, if she'd just hung up.! Bless her.
     
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    I got a wrong number the other day and the lady that answered said she was glad to hear it ring and thanked me for calling...
     
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    movan Funster Life Member

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    awwwww bless her.... hope you said something about the weather, or something.. :(

    (I got asked out a couple of times on receiving a wrong number ... I had to explain I am older than I sound but thank you for the complement. :( )
     
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  6. scouse272

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    she does come out with the occassional pearler,but she is a diamond
     
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    My pal Séamus phoned his pal Patrick on Christmas day, it went i little like this.....

    Hello Séamus, this is Paddy here,

    I tink you've got the wrong number, me 'ole mate.

    Ah, then oi'm awfully sorry to have troubled ya!

    Dat's okay, it wuz ringin' anyway.........
     
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    No Joy it's a "Blonde" thing............:xrofl: xroll:
     
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    Going by your photos your way older than you look.
     
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    :xeek:I don't think that reads right ?:xdoh:
     
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    Ok luvvie but why does being older than you sound become a reason for saying no :nerd: ?
     
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    No similar thing happend to sons girlfriend. She rang her mums number, lady answers, Hi mum it's me / whose me? / me Kim / Kim who? / your daughter / who / your daughter Kim (said slowly and patronisingly) / I don't have a daughter Kim / stop being silly mum it's me Kim / my dear I can assure you I don't have a daughter called Kim I think I would remember giving birth to a daughter I only ever have given birth to two sons / bye then.
     
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    TRUE STORY .........

    You know how it is when there's a voice on the phone that you feel you should recognize but don't like to ask who is calling, so you keep the conversation going until you work out who it is.

    At home one evening, the phone rang, I duly answered to hear the voice of a young woman I could not immediately put a name to and the conversation went something like ..........

    Me - "Hello"
    Caller - "Hi how are you?"
    Me - "Fine thanks how about you?"
    Caller - "Great thanks, I enjoyed the other evening"
    Me - "Me Too thanks it was very enjoyable." (at this point I had no idea who she was)
    Caller - "It was the best sex I've had for ages, when can we do it again?"
    Me - "I don't know really, I'm not sure my wife would like it."
    Caller - " You didn't tell me you were married."
    Me - " Well you didn't ask!"

    Long silence ..........................

    Caller - "You're not John are you?"
    Me - "No, sorry."
    Caller "screeeeeem" (phone went dead)

    P.S. I did try ring back but the number was withheld:xwink:
     
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    :xrofl::xrofl::xrofl:




    :xangry:But why try to ring back?:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    To apologize to the young lady of course.:whistle:;)
     
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    Well that's good to know, a true gentleman:xThumb:, just think, she could have got Tootles:xrofl: Poor girl:xgrin:
     
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    I wondered that :)
     
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    Joy, c'mon why was it a reason to say no please??? We're all in suspenders here:xlaugh:
    @movan
     
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    Joy in sussies. Wow the mind boggles :)
     
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    Not only the mind!!!!! :xblink:
     
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