I surrendered

[Vipar]

Been and gone and done it. I got a Christmas tree for the van.

 

[Servo]

At least it won’t be wasted

 

[The Wino]

Nothing like a bit of crumpet at Cristmas!!!!

 

[Vanderek]

Crumbs!

 

[MisterB]

I don't think your swap was successful. You should have got at least a full packet of christmas trees in exchange for your van ..

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[Kevinthecat]

Take it back , it’s full of holes.

 

[Jaws]

You bugger ! Just made my mouth water !!
Do love hot crumpets with lashing of butter

 

[nicholsong]

You bugger ! Just made my mouth water !!
Do love hot crumpets with lashing of butter

So you want some hot crumpet lady to cover you in butter and then lash you?

Sado/dairy/masochist

Be off with you.

 

[Ralph-n-Bev]

Ooh crumpets ?
I’m just going to put a couple of boring round ones in the toaster . Loads of lurpack spread on them , to dribble down my chin.
M M Mmmmmm

 

[Jaws]

So you want some hot crumpet lady to cover you in butter and then lash you?

Sado/dairy/masochist

Be off with you.

Works for me !!

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[nicholsong]

Works for me !!

We always suspected.