Help to settle an argument with Shifty please

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  1. The Happy Hooker

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    I know this could become yet another toilet thread & for that I apologise, but I really do need some help from you all to confirm that I am right :rolleyes:.
    When using the loo in the van, I open the blade so that any deposits go straight down into the cassette (or khazi as he calls it). He, on the other hand seems to take great delight in observing & taking note of anything he is getting rid of before opening & flushing.......
    Which one of us is right??
     
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    He is known to be obsessed with sh*te!!!
     
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  3. GJH

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    You are, give him a slap :LOL:
     
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    +1 for giving Shifty a slap.


    You don't need a reason ;)
     
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    How to settle the argument:

    He's Welsh so he's wrong. Job done :D(y)

    As for observing and noting his deposits, years of watching Wales play rugby will get you used to watching sh** :D
     
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    You musty understand that Mr Shiftzz is a person of Welsh extraction. In 1964, he inadvertently swallowed a sixpence. Sixpence is a lot of money to a tight git. He's still looking for it today. (y)
     
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    I think this thread is turning a little bit "Shiftist" :D
     
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    got a cat that does the same .... doesn't flush it away though ........ in the soil you daft buggers not in the LOO!!
     
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    You have a cat that swallowed a sixpence? Amazing!! ;)
     
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    It's just wrong on so many levels - END OF!
     
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    Yes, he got it off Elsie Tanner........................................................:crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:
     
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    Newsflash......


    Tootles taking "joke" lessons from Old Mo.........
     
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    When depositing try quickly shutting the blade cutting said deposit in half. That way you will both be right :sneaky:
     
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    It's those people from Hollingworth & Tintwistle - all in bred even when they're not bred there.
     
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    But then, (if your very quick), you could end up with half a nicker, instead of sixpence.........:)
     
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    Talk about creeps. My output is a work of art much admired and valued. I nearly got considered for an art grant from leicestershire county coucil.

    I also add delicate sound effects so to minimise the disruption.

    On a serious note she is wrong, you have to savour the moment and admire the handy work. Not simply dump it through an ole.
     
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    There is probably a website for something like that.........:eek:
     
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    Well tha's hardly a surprise with what you've told me about them.
     
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    :Eeek:
     
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    Probably? You mean you haven't found that one yet? Not that I would know anything about such web sites of course.
     
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