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  1. Welsh girl

    Welsh girl Funster Life Member

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    The most useless thing on earth, why do they insist on flying around the motorhome landing on me in various places making me shake, twitch,, flail my arms and legs around making me look as if I am fitting trying to get the blooming things off me, the most hated things in the world to me
    The windows are wide open so why do they insist on zooming around within the motorhome, why don't the buggers buggers off!!!.......out of the window?
     
  2. Munchie

    Munchie Funster Life Member

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    Get yourself a "tw*tter", then you can t*wat them. A tw*tted fly is a good fly. :winky:
     
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    Get a Bryan bug bat,:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Flies may be a nuisance to us but useless they are not. They are a matter of life or death to the many species of animals and insects that eat them. A very important part of the food chain.

    They are also nature's recyclers, as their lave clean up all the organic detritus that would otherwise just slowly rot away. The world would be a much smellier place without them.

    So next time a fly bothers you just remember how important they are to us all, and then just t**t it, after all, they are not exactly an endangered species.

    Pete:Cool:
     
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    Feed your dog some fresh Tuna......trust me, did that once as he likes fish...nothing will come within a ten mile radius!::bigsmile:

    Recommend popping down the local army surplus for a couple of masks for yourselves!
     
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    bug bats....£1.00 guess were!
     
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    Is it cruel to sew buttons on flies?
     
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    Thank God for fly's. With out them the Spanish would never have invented Tapas.

    Doug...
     
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    Try some sprigs of fresh rosemary--admittedly difficult in a vase of water in a m/h but maybe a rosemary plant? Apparently flies hate it.
     
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    probably......but it stops 'em getting off the ground :roflmto:
     
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    No just don't miSs wiv the needle:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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