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Carpets! Absolutely First class!
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RogerThat
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Are you drunk? 
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This was posted earlier under a different title!
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I had a gold fish who could break dance on a carpet.
... for 20 seconds.
... And only once.
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I was walking around the city when i saw a man in a turban shaking his carpet on his balcony.
I shouted at him: "What's wrong, it isn't starting?"
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What's the difference between me and a carpet?
A carpet will get laid.
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A man is like good quality carpet.
Lay him right the first time, walk all over him for the rest of his life.
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I had a polish cleaner helping around the house, it took them 4 hours to clean the front room carpet.
It turns out she was a slo-vak.
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I had a gold fish who could break dance on a carpet.
... for 20 seconds.
... And only once.
..............................................................................................................
I was walking around the city when i saw a man in a turban shaking his carpet on his balcony.
I shouted at him: "What's wrong, it isn't starting?"
...............................................................................................................
What's the difference between me and a carpet?
A carpet will get laid.
..............................................................................................................
A man is like good quality carpet.
Lay him right the first time, walk all over him for the rest of his life.
...............................................................................................................
I had a polish cleaner helping around the house, it took them 4 hours to clean the front room carpet.
It turns out she was a slo-vak.
............................................................................
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Not sure why you ask? I responded to a review ? Have I jumped in from the "Oblivion" ?
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How much did they charge?
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Hi Guys.£180 I have tried to upload pictures but it seems that the link as bought on the thread again? Will try again!
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Sorry.....I cannot drink! Cancer of the bladder and all that! Try looking at it as if its a genuine error next time!Are you drunk?
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Come on Mo...Lead me and guide me...what is it I have done ? I thought it was a review for a company I have used last week? Seems like i have (Although been banned?) Written this before? Spooky?.
I had a gold fish who could break dance on a carpet.
... for 20 seconds.
... And only once.
..............................................................................................................
I was walking around the city when i saw a man in a turban shaking his carpet on his balcony.
I shouted at him: "What's wrong, it isn't starting?"
...............................................................................................................
What's the difference between me and a carpet?
A carpet will get laid.
..............................................................................................................
A man is like good quality carpet.
Lay him right the first time, walk all over him for the rest of his life.
...............................................................................................................
I had a polish cleaner helping around the house, it took them 4 hours to clean the front room carpet.
It turns out she was a slo-vak.
............................................................................
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Don`t know Kev.... Just came up as to what you had wrotted...
Thought you were bored and wanted some jokes....
What carpet`s....... Can you copy and paste..?????
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We had carpets when we had an a class, they was in 3 or 4 sections and that worked great when I took them out, to clean them I scrubbed them with carpet cleaning shampoo and hosed them off, they were heavy enough to lift up and hang on the fence.
At one point I used a vax, but it broke. ? Bob.
At one point I used a vax, but it broke. ? Bob.
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We have new carpets still in their boxes, (like a jigsaw puzzle)from the manufacturer,but have never thought about laying them down, simply because having a double floor,I would get fed up lifting and moving them to get to the underfloor hatches.
We did buy a couple of those rubber backed runner type carpet strips from the woman that has a stand at The Warners Shows. Happy with them, however they do tend to molt little grey bits of wool all over the van, despite hoovering several times. Then again we haven't washed them in the Washing Machine yet, perhaps that would help.
Was that carpety enough for this thread?
Les
We did buy a couple of those rubber backed runner type carpet strips from the woman that has a stand at The Warners Shows. Happy with them, however they do tend to molt little grey bits of wool all over the van, despite hoovering several times. Then again we haven't washed them in the Washing Machine yet, perhaps that would help.
Was that carpety enough for this thread?
Les
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