Carnivores, look away now ! (1 Viewer)

[Stephen & Jeannie]

So, what are all the plastic shoe wearing vegans looking forward to on their plates on Christmas Day ?

 

[movan]

Come on Stephen, you can't ask a joke question and not give us the answer ...............................

Broken Link Removed

Broken Link Removed

 

[Wildman]

a turkfree dinner of course

 

[hilldweller]

So, what are all the plastic shoe wearing vegans looking forward to on their plates on Christmas Day ?

Nothing, it's in their nature to suffer.

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

Come on Stephen, you can't ask a joke question and not give us the answer ...............................

Broken Link Removed

Broken Link Removed

I was serious ! All the vegans (2) I know are grey in colour, as is their intelligence !

^{_{Subscribers  do not see these advertisements}}

 

[movan]

OI Is this Pick on Joy Day ??????

 

[Tootles]

Nothing wrong with abstaining from the somewhat dodgy meat diet. Everyone to his own. For instance, Joy dosent use bread for making shoes out of........

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Nothing wrong with abstaining from the somewhat dodgy meat diet. Everyone to his own. For instance, Joy dosent use bread for making shoes out of........

Explain that Toots.............just so I can give you a like.

 

[Tootles]

Explain that Toots.............just so I can give you a like.

From S&J, on the HUMBUG thread.......

You had a jam less butty !!! My, you were lucky we had a jam less butty without the bread!
Bread was used to repair our cardboard shoes !

 

[Bertie Bassett]

From S&J, on the HUMBUG thread.......

DOH, stereo like done mate!

^{_{Subscribers  do not see these advertisements}}

 

[TheBig1]

if god hadn't wanted us to eat meat, why make animals so bloomin tasty?

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

OI Is this Pick on Joy Day ??????

Are you now a vegan then Joy ????????

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

if god hadn't wanted us to eat meat, why make animals so bloomin tasty?

And given us canine incisors!!!!!

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Nothing wrong with abstaining from the somewhat dodgy meat diet. Everyone to his own. For instance, Joy dosent use bread for making shoes out of........

I was reliably informed that the meat that you eat is really dodgy............

 

[movan]

Are you now a vegan then Joy ????????

I keep trying ... fail a lot though.

^{_{Subscribers  do not see these advertisements}}

 

[Tootles]

if god hadn't wanted us to eat meat, why make animals so bloomin tasty?

Because most of the animals we eat are UGLY, B. So God observed what he had made, and he was pleased.....Then did his eyes fall upon the cow.......and the sheep......and the old woman, and he sayeth, "Ugly barstewards", and he did smite them all, with the ass bone of a giraffe.....And he bade Kane to eat all the ugly cows, and sheep. Then, God did pluck a rib from the chest of Kane, and with it, he invented a pretty woman, with nice breasts, and he was pleased......And so was Kane.

Genesis, Chapter x11111

 

[movan]

And given us canine incisors!!!!!

apparently we didn't have them originally... watched some Professor on a late show .. The canines developed after people started eating meat... Maz is the one that is good for giving a good debate on this but she hardly comes on now... She's clever too

 

[movan]

Because most of the animals we eat are UGLY, B. So God observed what he had made, and he was pleased.....Then did his eyes fall upon the cow.......and the sheep......and the old woman, and he sayeth, "Ugly barstewards", and he did smite them all, with the ass bone of a giraffe.....And he bade Kane to eat all the ugly cows, and sheep. Then, God did pluck a rib from the chest of Kane, and with it, he invented a pretty woman, with nice breasts, and he was pleased......And so was Kane.

Genesis, Chapter x11111

Hi Toots, If that bible was used in churches they would be more full.

 

[Lisa]

I keep trying ... fail a lot though.

It's very hard. I was strict vegan for 9mths and I try as hard as I can now....

 

[Tootles]

Hi Toots, If that bible was used in churches they would be more full.

You should read my version of Revelations!!

^{_{Subscribers  do not see these advertisements}}

 

[TheBig1]

apparently we didn't have them originally... watched some Professor on a late show .. The canines developed after people started eating meat... Maz is the one that is good for giving a good debate on this but she hardly comes on now... She's clever too

sorry, but fossil evidence shows our ape ancestors all had canine incisors. plus our digestive system is not good at breaking down plant matter, unlike the cows multiple guts

 

[Chris]

I have a colleague at work who is vegetarian and about the same age as me.

He is clean living but by God he is ill a lot.

He has had about 3 operations this year alone and is grey faced and gaunt looking.

I am sure it suits some people , but definitely not everyone.

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

apparently we didn't have them originally... watched some Professor on a late show .. The canines developed after people started eating meat... Maz is the one that is good for giving a good debate on this but she hardly comes on now... She's clever too

Probably starved to death in some garret due to lack of protein!

 

[movan]

You should read my version of Revelations!!

My heart wouldn't take the strain.... !!!!!!!

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

I have a colleague at work who is vegetarian and about the same age as me.

He is clean living but by God he is ill a lot.

He has had about 3 operations this year alone and is grey faced and gaunt looking.

I am sure it suits some people , but definitely not everyone.

I rest my case re. Grey !!!!!

^{_{Subscribers  do not see these advertisements}}

 

[Tootles]

My heart wouldn't take the strain.... !!!!!!!

Oh, I'm sure it would! One of your nicest attributes is your big ar.....er......heart!.

 

[movan]

sorry, but fossil evidence shows our ape ancestors all had canine incisors. plus our digestive system is not good at breaking down plant matter, unlike the cows multiple guts

Hi Big1 .. as I say, can't argue with you ... I don't know ... just know what the guy on tv said but that was a couple of years ago now.

I know that there are lots of scientists who are adamant meat contributes towards the risk of heart disease, breast and bowel cancer, etc etc .....

Crumbs. Logging off for my tea now just as the thread gets interesting ..

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

Oh, I'm sure it would! One of your nicest attributes is your big ar.....er......heart!.

And you are the one proudly showing a floral exhibit from your trumpet hole !!!!!!!!

 

[movan]

I rest my case re. Grey !!!!!

I know I was grey at Cranage but that cos of flu and some weird virus ... which I am STILL struggling with ... A lot of my friends who are vegan are beautiful though ... and look at Maz and look at Kim ... wow ... advert enough ..

Going for my lettuce butty now.. Tea time.

 

[DBK]

The lamb we are eating tonight was a vegan. Does that count?

^{_{Subscribers  do not see these advertisements}}