Can someone lend me £130,000......

Simon Select

Simon Select

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We have a Knaus Sun I in stock and quite frankly it’s perfect and I love it.
I reckon giving the fact I am building my house at the moment I am a little bit short.....
So if you all contribute £10 to my Knaus fund I can afford it......
To be fair any of the Knaus Motorhomes could work for me!
 
I just put back under the mattress £130000.00 as I realised you can only take £9000 in cash.Tough luck
 
Simon Howards Motorhomes said:
We have a Knaus Sun I in stock and quite frankly it’s perfect and I love it.
I reckon giving the fact I am building my house at the moment I am a little bit short.....
So if you all contribute £10 to my Knaus fund I can afford it......
To be fair any of the Knaus Motorhomes could work for me!
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Get me the right MH and a good price for mine and i will contribute, !!!
Joe
 
Gerby said:
Just send me your bank details username password etc and I will forward you a share of a fortune I have secreted away in Nigeria, that should just about cover it!!
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Google is your friend. Inheritances are available in Nigeria........

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I worked for a Motorhome Dealership as a Habitation Technician and owned a mint low mileage J registration Classic Hymer. They tried to gently persuade Me to Upgrade it and buy one of there newer vans instead. I said give Me a pay rise and I will. Silence was the response.
 
Just do the basics in the new build and then you will have enough left over for the Knaus you don’t have to buy carpets right now or all the furniture. That can wait....
 
Ahhh Simon-Alan Kerr I see you have changed your user name, have you officially moved now???

I hope you posted my thingy before you left🤔🤔

I can send you a Knaus Key ring to get you started👍😁😁
 
no problem the interest is 42% per annum for 20 years sign here please sir

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Try theft . When nicked (and assuming you have no previous ) plead poverty and you’ll be fined £5 a week .

note: I am obviously not suggesting you break the law , honest ;-)
 
If i were to send you £260,000 could you get me one anorl????
 
Might be happy to help out but it depends on repayment plan !

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Well I am happy to offer up repayment terms of about 50p a week. I am pretty good at cleaning and maintaining farms after spending most of my childhood grounded and Can also potentially be the grandson you never wanted!!!
 
Simon-Alan Kerr said:
Well I am happy to offer up repayment terms of about 50p a week. I am pretty good at cleaning and maintaining farms after spending most of my childhood grounded and Can also potentially be the grandson you never wanted!!!
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hmmmmmmm 50p a week .. Tempting indeed, but on this occasion I will take a pass !
 
Simon-Alan Kerr said:
Well I am happy to offer up repayment terms of about 50p a week. I am pretty good at cleaning and maintaining farms after spending most of my childhood grounded and Can also potentially be the grandson you never wanted!!!
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Just worked it out.. at zero interest rate it will take about 712 years to pay it off
I will make a deal.. I will front the lolly IF you can guarantee I live long enough to collect !!!
 

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