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[Tinker2]

 

[BobtheBass]

And all Continental motorhome tyres will deflate on 30th March......

 

[Clickem]

What will be the effect on Continental Breakfasts?

 

[normanandsue]

And French kisses will be subject to import tax

 

[vin0114]

and french letters?

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[Clickem]

and french letters?

Should be stamped on!

 

[MisterB]

Incontinence pants will not be affected i hope

 

[Anthea M]

Hilarious love the banter!!

 

[keithchesterfield2]

No more Risqué jokes.

Cafés will have to change their name.

Matinee performances cancelled.

Apéritifs will be off the Menu.

And no more Omelettes for anyone.

Cul-de-sacs altered.

And you can't flatter me with a Bouquet of flowers .....

 

[David and Sally]

Soixante neuf BANNED

We'll have to go from 68 straight to 70

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[ChrisL]

And what will happen to Chess, will we still have Czech mate?

 

[GreenHell]

We'll no longer be able to buy shoe Polish either

 

[MisterB]

Soixante neuf BANNED

We'll have to go from 68 straight to 70

Or just go for a 68 let him/her do you then tell him/her you owe them one ...

 

[tacr2man]

I am going to miss Schadenfreude

 

[rangi]

And, as for that "special place in Hell" , us Brexiteers already have it.

We call it the EU.

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[Flook]

No more dancing the "Continental" either, now that will be a relief. Non to the French kiss, no more Spanish omelettes either, what hardships we will have to endure as well

 

[nicholsong]

Soixante neuf BANNED

We'll have to go from 68 straight to 70

I prefer

68....... and you owe me one

 

[Flook]

And pray what is between 68 and 70

 

[Mikey RV]

And pray what is between 68 and 70

Yum yum.

 

[Flook]

Mikey, just like me, there is no hope

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[Ixeowanderers]

And pray what is between 68 and 70

The bingo call is “Dinner for two”

 

[vin0114]

Incontinence pants will not be affected i hope

Goodness I hope not! nearly sh*t misself thinhinkin about it

 

[Cheshirecat57]

Continental shelf will need new brackets

Lincoln Continentals will be banned

And Continental Breakfast will be known as Tusk on Toast

 

[xsparks]

What will happen to the mange tout?

 

[Cheshirecat57]

What will happen to the mange tout?

You will have to “eat it all”

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[tofo]

Soixante neuf BANNED

We'll have to go from 68 straight to 70

What !! And miss out on 69 ??

 

[Flook]

Tofo, someone has to miss out on that magic number