Beer trade ?

[Jaws]

This morning I was in luck.....
Woman sent me off to get some shopping and whilst in Lidls noticed they were doing a special on a lovely dry red for less than a tenner a box.. Now red is not my poison but many friends drink the stuff and it is always good to offer visitors to the van a drop of what they fancy

I bought a couple of boxes, dumped them on the front seat and headed back towards the camp site.

I stopped at a garage to fill up with diesel where a drop-dead gorgeous woman in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of wine, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in Barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for wine?"



























I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of wine 'ya got?"

 

[Jim]

You lost me at "Handsome"

 

[bertiebasset]

Seems like your luck is finally changing then.

 

[Silver-Fox]

 

[icantremember]

Then you woke up!

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[Jaws]

Then you woke up!

Its all true I tell you.. Mind you, we are talking about a Norfolk lass here !!!

 

[cruiser]

no she would have wanted beer.. now where was that filling station.

 

[Bailey58]

Thought that was gonna be the one about the busty lasses who wash the windscreen before pinching your wallet.

 

[Badknee]

I knew it was a lie when you said 'handsome' otherwise she would have been the passenger not the driver and would have had a white stick and a Labrador !

 

[hilldweller]

Seems like your luck is finally changing then.

Nah, it was a ladyboy.

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