Bat`s................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

old-mo · Feb 25, 2019

Cleaned the conservatory windows today...

Now sat in the lounge watching TV....... and just seen a =

BAT crawling along one of the open windows.... I kid you not...

A little green`ish furry thing....

What do I do leave him and shoosh him out when it is dark or close the window and squish him??????????

I will take a photo when the sun is not shining through the window...

tonka · Feb 25, 2019

When we stayed there last year and went for a walk with the grandkids. Found a dead bat almost outside the gate. So you certainly have some around there.

Debs · Feb 25, 2019

Nooo.......Mo

you can't squish him!!!!!!

old-mo · Feb 25, 2019

It`s flying around now... :Eeek:

TheBig1 · Feb 25, 2019

open the window and let him out. illegal to interfere with most bats in the uk. we have them down here too, funny little things

sonny · Feb 25, 2019

If it's a minstrel you could have live music tonight.

old-mo · Feb 25, 2019

tonka said:
When we stayed there last year and went for a walk with the grandkids. Found a dead bat almost outside the gate. So you certainly have some around there.

Opened the doors now..... so hopefully it will fly out.... :pray2:

Other than "Bats" $hit do they or are they supposed to bring you good luck..?????

Hope so.... :RollEyes:

Larrynwin · Feb 25, 2019

They’re protected Mo , mustn’t disturb them and remember when there’s a full moon wear a scarf around your neck, greedy little blighters

TheBig1 · Feb 25, 2019

always knew you had bats in your belfry Mo.....you is bonkers

you will need to clean the windows and cills again when he leaves as they pee everywhere

tonka · Feb 25, 2019

old-mo said:
Opened the doors now..... so hopefully it will fly out....

Other than "Bats" $hit do they or are they supposed to bring you good luck..?????

Hope so....

As much luck as having a Badger set on your land.

TinaLes · Feb 25, 2019

Years ago one hot summer night, I was asleep with the windows open, when I was awoken with a start, something flying around and smashing & banging into every wall, door, ceiling, window etc.
It was a Bat!
I put the light on and managed to coerce the damn thing out by opening every window, and just letting it continue going nuts, until it found the open window and flew out.
I will never forget the state of every surface it had flown against, there was black, grey powder type marks everywhere, it took ages to clean everything, I think I even resorted to a full re-dec

So yes get it out the room as soon as you can.
Good luck
Les

old-mo · Feb 25, 2019

Flewed out the doors and now up in the tree`s....

TheBig1 · Feb 25, 2019

TinaL said:
Years ago one hot summer night, I was asleep with the windows open, when I was awoken with a start, something flying around and smashing & banging into every wall, door, ceiling, window etc.
It was a Bat!
I put the light on and managed to coerce the damn thing out by opening every window, and just letting it continue going nuts, until it found the open window and flew out.
I will never forget the state of every surface it had flown against, there was black, grey powder type marks everywhere, it took ages to clean everything, I think I even resorted to a full re-dec
So yes get it out the room as soon as you can.
Good luck
Les

when roosting they poo on themselves, so not surprised you redecorated

Larrynwin · Feb 25, 2019

TheBig1 said:
when roosting they poo on themselves, so not surprised you redecorated

Must be messy hanging upside down after a curry

Larby · Feb 25, 2019

Is it night time up there in Staffordshire :rofl:

chaser · Feb 25, 2019

tonka said:
As much luck as having a Badger set on your land.

yeah dont let any prospected buyers or the estate agents or more importantly the council know else you will be shut down

RioRob · Feb 25, 2019

old-mo said:
Flewed out the doors and now up in the tree`s....

Lucky you, means you don't have to call in Batman or Batwoman as we did when we had one stuck on a drainpipe.
It's illegal to disturb bats maximum fine £5000 and 6 months in clink!

tonka · Feb 25, 2019

chaser said:
yeah dont let any prospected buyers or the estate agents or more importantly the council know else you will be shut down

If it's anything like his version of a Badger then you can guarantee it was really a pigeon... :rofl:

big map · Feb 25, 2019

Kill it. They are rats with wings.

TheBig1 · Feb 25, 2019

big map said:
Kill it. They are rats with wings.

£5000 fine?

big map · Feb 25, 2019

TheBig1 said:
£5000 fine?

Who would know?

Carolyn and Kev · Feb 25, 2019

Mo...You think you have a problem?? Found in our garage in a Jumbo packet of crisps! The ' Batman ' Brigade stated that we should give it water and wait til evening for it to fly off! Kev had to give it a drink and put it on the Church wall at ST Giles. Haughton

big map · Feb 25, 2019

Kev and Carolyn said:
Mo...You think you have a problem?? Found in our garage in a Jumbo packet of crisps! The ' Batman ' Brigade stated that we should give it water and wait til evening for it to fly off! Kev had to give it a drink and put it on the Church wall at ST Giles. Haughton

And now it’s moved to Sir @old-mo ‘s :doh:

TheBig1 · Feb 25, 2019

big map said:
Who would know?

I know you are messing about Andrea, but Mo posted photos and details on social media. Google will index this page and it could come up in results if people search for advice on finding a bat. That is all it takes sometimes as some folk are obsessed with bats and wearing anoraks

jollyrodger · Feb 25, 2019

They any good on the bbq

Silver-Fox · Feb 25, 2019

On a serious note be careful as bats are known to carry the Rabies Virus, I kid you not.

chrisgreen · Feb 25, 2019

Have you been cleaning your ears out mo

chaser · Feb 25, 2019

TheBig1 said:
I know you are messing about Andrea, but Mo posted photos and details on social media. Google will index this page and it could come up in results if people search for advice on finding a bat. That is all it takes sometimes as some folk are obsessed with bats and wearing anoraks

oh god, hadnt seen his second post, @old-mo you are doomed you will be living there for ever, cant disturb the bats with all the upheavel of a house move.

chaser · Feb 25, 2019

big map said:
Who would know?

when it comes to bats there is no limit to their surveilance methods.

chaser · Feb 25, 2019

seriously @old-mo id get this thread deleted if i was you, bat people can get anything stopped.

Bat`s................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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