What you should know about me! (2 Viewers)

[ninjayorkies]

I took at least a dozen Sun Page 3 girls on dates.

You took 12 newspapers on dates with you!! Wow that must've looked quirky

 

[lugnutt]

well i............remeber haveing to use two hands to eat a WAGONWHEEL

 

[Jim]

Were you a taxi driver Jim:Cool:

No, I took them out on proper dates

I had a contract to look after the Suns page 3 girls They used to run competitions Win a day a Silverstone with Maria or a date with Corrine at a film premiere. The lucky winners did not realise that I would be coming along too

I was with Maria in the Pits when Mansell won at silverstone in the late 80's, didn't like her much, infact she almost always ignored the people who had won a date with her.

Remember Maria Whittaker? in profile she had the weakest chin I have ever seen but I don't think anyone ever noticed
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Corrine Russell was my favourite, a really nice girl. Spoke with a soft Brummy accent and was also one of the Benny hill girls
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[Rayb182]

I used to go to school with Melinda Messager's dad, Tim @ Marlborough

 

[ninjayorkies]

I used to work at The Times newspaper. I believe I was the 1st purple/pink haired weirdo to grace their offices :thumb:

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[Rayb182]

Yipee, we just won £88,000,000 on the euro-millions....................please no begging letters :thumb::thumb::thumb:

 

[Madmark62]

No, I took them out on proper dates

I had a contract to look after the Suns page 3 girls They used to run competitions Win a day a Silverstone with Maria or a date with Corrine at a film premiere. The lucky winners did not realise that I would be coming along too

I was with Maria in the Pits when Mansell won at silverstone in the late 80's, didn't like her much, infact she almost always ignored the people who had won a date with her.

Remember Maria Whittaker? in profile she had the weakest chin I have ever seen but I don't think anyone ever noticed
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Corrine Russell was my favourite, a really nice girl. Spoke with a soft Brummy accent and was also one of the Benny hill girls
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Corrine was my favourite too.; she also appeared in a James Bond film, well the starting credits anyway, naked, but in sillouette.

 

[Popeye]

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Corrine Russell was my favourite, a really nice girl. Spoke with a soft Brummy accent and was also one of the Benny hill girls
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Nice [STRIKE]Ti[/STRIKE] Teeth............................:Blush:

 

[harryoxford2]

I used to be a rocker
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Well Ill go to the foot of ar stairs...I had no idea ASDA had been going for so long!

 

[harryoxford2]

I don't understand binary numbering.

Really..its as easy as 1,2,3.

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[harryoxford2]

my school days......the headmaster surveyed the 6th form from the stage
hands on his hips he was clearly pissed off

"The results this year are very dissapointing .....one of our pupils didnt even know how to spell his own name!!!"

What a prat I thought....later discovering it was me

barry

Bee, hAy, aRrrr, aRrrr, whY.....just in case you forget again...glad to help.

 

[ninjayorkies]

Pink is not my natural hair colour oh:

 

[JJ]

I took at least a dozen Sun Page 3 girls on dates.

And then... once you had a "benchmark" you married a real beauty hey?

JJ :Cool:

 

[dazzer]

Im a qualified scuba diving instructor

 

[Jim]

And then... once you had a "benchmark" you married a real beauty hey?

JJ :Cool:

Yes, she got lucky

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[johnp10]

well i............remeber haveing to use two hands to eat a WAGONWHEEL

I remember using two hands to handle many things, but as we get older...................

 

[icantremember]

I would post a fact about myself.....................
....................................but icantremember any:Sad:

 

[Touchwood]

My highest break at snooker is 67

 

[GJH]

I knew Broken Link Removed at school.

EDIT - and it wasn't Penelopepitstop or Johnp10

 

[Viennese]

I touched Hugh Grant's bottom.

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[maz]

In my teens, I climbed to the top of a 275kV transmission tower (it was switched out at the time) - never again!

 

[Ambilkate]

Ive been drunk with Princess Anne

I have had tea and cakes with Princess Anne, we ended up arguing got a pic somwhere will have to dig it out.


Kate x

 

[Jim]

I have just sold my RV

 

[lorger]

I have never tasted Coffee

 

[Viennese]

I touched Hugh Grant's bottom.

Then I touched Robert Lindsay's bottom.

But I have given up bottom touching now, my boyfriend got annoyed...

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[Chris]

I hate the smell of Southern Comfort.

 

[big map]

I have never tasted Coffee

I too have never tasted coffee and I cannot stand the smell of it!
Andrea

 

[Jim]

I love Whiskey (Irish) but hate whisky (Scottish)

 

[Snowbird]

Have been to most of the racecourses in the UK and a few abroad but never been inside a bookies shop.

 

[ninjayorkies]

I hate the smell of Southern Comfort.

Urgh :Tongue1:

One Crapmas I got p**sed on Southern Comfort and Vodka in a house full of Hell Angels and ended up sleeping underneath one of their Harley's once they'd extracted me from the close relationship I was having with the toilet bowl oh:

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