What you should know about me! (1 Viewer)

[beachcaster]

I sincerely believe than men found wearing "crop trousers" should be sent to prison


barry

 

[movan]

I was told by Eddie that Carol means she's got the hump

 

[beachcaster]

my school days......the headmaster surveyed the 6th form from the stage
hands on his hips he was clearly pissed off

"The results this year are very dissapointing .....one of our pupils didnt even know how to spell his own name!!!"

What a prat I thought....later discovering it was me

barry

 

[jhorsf]

In the sixties I was a drummer in a rock band.

In the seventies so was I:thumb:

 

[Snowbird]

Have driven overland across 37 different countries....It did take 40 years to do though.oh:

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[s7ev0]

I learned to ride a unicycle one summer when I was bored.

 

[Chris]

I used to work at the Wimbledon tennis championships when I was a student ferrying players around.

 

[Jim]

Ive been drunk with Princess Anne

 

[JayDee]

My first car was an Austin Westminster - looked something like this one.

Cost me £30.


John

 

[Chris]

Ive been drunk with Princess Anne

Thats the best yet:thumb:

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[lugnutt]

im the most popular person on RVOC....ha ha ha ha

 

[MrJinks]

I was at the World Cup Final between England & West Germany at Wembley in 1966. (watching not playing)

The ticket cost £3 15s

 

[MrJinks]

So your the miserable s%d that used to chase me and my mates and birds from "Bincleaves" or A.U.W.E. ...

How old do you think I am ?

 

[lorger]

Ive been drunk with Princess Anne

Misread that at first Jim thought you said you'd been with a drunk Princess Anne

 

[lorger]

On the royal note my uncle was the Queen mothers chauffeur for several years in the 70's, he still has a personal thank you letter from her.

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[old-mo]

How old do you think I am ?

Did you live in Hanover Road ?

I think I am a bit older than you..

 

[Popeye]

[HI]I met my future wife on a blind date.[/HI]

And before you say it... Yes she must have been blind


John

I once slept with a blind girl, she put her hands under the duvet and said;

"That's the biggest one I've ever touched"

I replied................... "You're pulling my leg!"..................................:shout:

 

[ninjayorkies]

I was at the 1987 FA Cup Final and I've never seen so many grown men cry

 

[GJH]

Ive been drunk with Princess Anne

I was born on the same day as Princess Anne.

 

[Chris]

I was at the 1987 FA Cup Final and I've never seen so many grown men cry

Did the players forget their moisturiser?

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[Chris]

In about 1978 my youth club paid £1000 for a Max Boyce show.



At the after show party he chatted up my Mum all night. Dad was ready to deck him

 

[Wirralian]

The early 70's I was a policeman , by the end of the 70's I was married and drivin bl***y buses

 

[rangi]

I'm the smallest of my mothers 4 sons @ 1.850mtrs (6ft 2inches) my sister is 5ft 11inches, Mum was 5ft tall

 

[rangi]

A well meaning rello (well meaning but thick as a Brick) once gave me a Walliby Rugby Shirt,-- - - - - - I used it to clean my work Van

 

[buttons]

what kind of WOTK

Large fingers small phone keyboard. Sometimes I cant even understand what I have written myself. What chance do you have.:Sad:

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[Ralph-n-Bev]

I love Malteezers mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[walter senior]

grave digger.

I was a grave digger after digging seven graves in the village the pepole stoped speaking to me so i gave it up i must have been bad luck for the village so i left.

 

[Jim]

I took at least a dozen Sun Page 3 girls on dates.

 

[Larrynwin]

So did I,--------------------------then I woke up :Sad::Sad:

 

[mike mcglynn]

Sun Dates

I took at least a dozen Sun Page 3 girls on dates.

Were you a taxi driver Jim:Cool:

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