Are you messy campers? (1 Viewer)

[cruiser]

but then @hilldweller . has then run out of time. and has to pack up and go home.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

we try to keep it tidy. But some people know I keep scotch in my van. so I try to get out and see if @DuxDeluxe is around and let him give my better halve some pims and I try to pinch his scotch. But now I know @Popeye also keeps drink around I will have to go calling.

Keep trying..........

......you ain't succeeded yet. Not from the van, anyway

 

[AlanDiggers]

Come to think of it even when we put our Kampa awning up it looks a bit messy.

I see others all taut and straight whilst ours looks a bit floppy and uneven.

Don't worry most of us have the same problem

We are there to enjoy the sensation not the evenness of our awnings

 

[GJH]

Keep trying..........

......you ain't succeeded yet. Not from the van, anyway

I tried at Misterton but you had already drunk the whole bottle

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I tried at Misterton but you had already drunk the whole bottle

Saw you coming.......had to hide it somewhere.

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[Spidermonkey]

Engine off, I let the dog out, he opens fridge and pours beer/wine, then if staying a while tables and chairs, nothing else needed.

 

[Lenny HB]

Engine off, I let the dog out, he opens fridge and pours beer/wine, then if staying a while tables and chairs, nothing else needed.

Clever dog.

 

[Dawn B]

I'm not untidy.....it's them other people

 

[lorger]

Well done @Chris this thread has made the newsletter

 

[Chris]

Well done @Chris this thread has made the newsletter

Fame at last

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[lorger]

Fame at last

Well deserved too, let's see if you can get the record for newsletter entries .

 

[wasp]

I`ve bin scruffy all me life an not about to change any time soon

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I`ve bin scruffy all me life an not about to change any time soon

I aspire to the dizzy heights of scruffiness. I'd give Baldrick a run for his money

 

[cruiser]

I got to drink most of @DuxDeluxe new bottle of scotch at New Romney. And @Dawn B is not untidy. it is just all the tidy people camp round her.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I got to drink most of @DuxDeluxe new bottle of scotch at New Romney. And @Dawn B is not untidy. it is just all the tidy people camp round her.

Don't worry........... I will break the chains around your scotch bottle, one day....

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[cruiser]

@DuxDeluxe . to get the key to my bottle . you have to be nice to Rose she wears it some where .

 

[DuxDeluxe]

@DuxDeluxe . to get the key to my bottle . you have to be nice to Rose she wears it some where .

Easy.

In summer, make lots of Pimms
In winter, offer a bottle of decent white

Simples.


You probably watered it down anyway...........

 

[Larby]

We like to take a pride in our appearance

 

[Oldyamyam]

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We have a motorhome not a caravan....

What difference does that make?
Do you think all caravanners belong to the afternoon teaset? I can point you in the direction of a few camping caristes who are in that group!

Dave

 

[buttons]

Must be nice when the wife drinks beer..(-;

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[DuxDeluxe]

same as yours......

We have a motorhome not a caravan....

What difference does that make?
Do you think all caravanners belong to the afternoon teaset? I can point you in the direction of a few camping caristes who are in that group!

Dave

Ok, Ok..........next time I will put a big series of smiley faces and in big bold capitals the word JOKING for the few that don't understand humour. A clue is to read the rest of the thread, noting that you are probably the only person offended by the remark.

However, just in the interests of balance and just in case..........I humbly apologise to each and every person who has read this thread and is insulted by being compared to either a motorhomer, camping cariste, vohnmobiler, tugger, camper, caravanner etc etc (except for classic VW owners*** who are largely so up themselves that they don't even see any other fellow campers)**

**this is a joke
***no classic VW owners were hurt in the making of this post. Unfortunately

*** does not include @Popeye 'cos he has a nicer van with lots of shiny toys that I'm thinking of nicking.....

This entire post is a joke.......

 

[Popeye]

Ok, Ok..........next time I will put a big series of smiley faces and in big bold capitals the word JOKING for the few that don't understand humour.

Don't waste any more typing effort Dave, it's way over their heads, anyway feel free to call round for Tiffin and try awfully hard not to trip over the garbage left by our caravanning neighbors old sport.......toodle-pip.

 

[big map]

Ok, Ok..........next time I will put a big series of smiley faces and in big bold capitals the word JOKING for the few that don't understand humour. A clue is to read the rest of the thread, noting that you are probably the only person offended by the remark.

However, just in the interests of balance and just in case..........I humbly apologise to each and every person who has read this thread and is insulted by being compared to either a motorhomer, camping cariste, vohnmobiler, tugger, camper, caravanner etc etc (except for classic VW owners*** who are largely so up themselves that they don't even see any other fellow campers)**

**this is a joke
***no classic VW owners were hurt in the making of this post. Unfortunately

*** does not include @Popeye 'cos he has a nicer van with lots of shiny toys that I'm thinking of nicking.....

This entire post is a joke.......

Dux - Our baby girl stayed out last night in her classic vw campervan, her daddy is waiting for her to defrost and phone with her location and to say her battery is flat and would he go out to start the van.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Don't waste any more typing effort Dave, it's way over their heads, anyway feel free to call round for Tiffin and try awfully hard not to trip over the garbage left by our caravanning neighbors old sport.......toodle-pip.

Free booze???

I'm on my way, picking up @cruiser and Rose whilst en route..............

 

[cruiser]

oh yes please. @DuxDeluxe . I am sure @Popeye . would love to share his scotch.

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[DuxDeluxe]

oh yes please. @DuxDeluxe . I am sure @Popeye . would love to share his scotch.

I'll bind and gag him (though he would probably quite like it) and you can do the cupboard search.......

 

[Popeye]

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Free booze???

oh yes please DuxDeluxe, I am sure Popeye would love to share his scotch.

I'll bind and gag him (though he would probably quite like it) and you can do the cupboard search.......

Tiffin is a pot of tea and perhaps a scone or two, NOT Scottish Wine......... Okay
.

 

[cruiser]

we are training Thomas to be a search and find dog. can you change tea for coffee. please and I might just bring some wine with me. @Popeye . @DuxDeluxe . And @Dawn B . drink red wine. and me. But Rose likes a sweet white.

 

[Chris]

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Tiffin is a pot of tea and perhaps a scone or two, NOT Scottish Wine......... Okay
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When I was a student " afternoon tiffin" was not sharing a pot of tea with a girl I can assure you