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Robert Clark
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Queues back to check in at Calais
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Then time to FORSAKE THE FROGS LEGS, and visit SKEGGY!! No queues, no border crossings, just sea, sun, chips and fat Yorkshire ladies! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Skeggy, Mecca of The North, hub of the universe!! And everyone speaks ENGLISH......(well, except a few Yorkshire types....)about time ..But July will be hell
Then time to FORSAKE THE FROGS LEGS, and visit SKEGGY!! No queues, no border crossings, just sea, sun, chips and fat Yorkshire ladies! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Skeggy, Mecca of The North, hub of the universe!! And everyone speaks ENGLISH......(well, except a few Yorkshire types....)
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As is everywhere today, Robert.......However, SKEGGY is world renowned for temperatures that can rival Tunis on a good day. And the cockles are sublime!! None of that disgusting and smelly cannonball cheese you get in Vichy Land, just honest to goodness, cancer beating, wholesome pies and chips. Sublime!
As is everywhere today, Robert.......However, SKEGGY is world renowned for temperatures that can rival Tunis on a good day. And the cockles are sublime!! None of that disgusting and smelly cannonball cheese you get in Vichy Land, just honest to goodness, cancer beating, wholesome pies and chips. Sublime!
As is everywhere today, Robert.......However, SKEGGY is world renowned for temperatures that can rival Tunis on a good day. And the cockles are sublime!! None of that disgusting and smelly cannonball cheese you get in Vichy Land, just honest to goodness, cancer beating, wholesome pies and chips. Sublime!
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And you should be amazed, Your Honour.....A visit to the sunshine delights of SKEGGY has that effect on those used to eating French muck.
There were 4 queues about that long when we came through Calais just over a week ago, we got through pretty quickly though.
There's always a GB car trying to jump the queue wherever you go.....
Then time to FORSAKE THE FROGS LEGS, and visit SKEGGY!! No queues, no border crossings, just sea, sun, chips and fat Yorkshire ladies! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Skeggy, Mecca of The North, hub of the universe!! And everyone speaks ENGLISH......(well, except a few Yorkshire types....)
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But where do you think people would prefer to spend their holidays, given the choiceAs is everywhere today, Robert.......However, SKEGGY is world renowned for temperatures that can rival Tunis on a good day. And the cockles are sublime!! None of that disgusting and smelly cannonball cheese you get in Vichy Land, just honest to goodness, cancer beating, wholesome pies and chips. Sublime!
We've sat in queues like that many times
Thankfully it was only a queue for the security check. Once we had cleared that, immigration was a doddle and we made our train as originally planned.We've sat in queues like that many times
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There were warning signs on M20 talking about storms on Monday - we're only back for a couple of weeks. May as well stayed in France and headed off to our new destination.You've come home to the lovely weather
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And don't forget Cleethorpes has just been awarded "Pier of the year 2016".
He was queue jumping - he had a train to catch for flucks sake !Hi Allanm.
You are right about the GB car jumpers... However,looking at the angle the car is at in relation to the queue,it might,just might? Be a vehicle leaving the Dog Passport control area that is on that side.. A couple of times i have been exiting the Dog passport area,and "Vehicles ?" Have increased speed to stop me joining a steady flow of other vehicles moving towards the ticket booths. Being as the UK is a nation of Dog lovers,i put it down to some drivers who dislike M/homes...LOL.
Tea Bag
Your quite right. I admit it. I would rather wear a duck shaped 'G' string outside of Woolworths then holiday in Italy. I mean, what a dogs gonad of a place!! The country responsible for the thinnest book EVER written, (The Italian Book of War Heroes), full of greasy haired men trying to pinch your bum, and nothing but Dolmio pasta sauce to eat.........And they all speak a funny language.But where do you think people would prefer to spend their holidays, given the choice
Skegness or say Italy for example? (where coincidentally we may be heading off to in a couple of weeks)
No contest me thinks
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Your quite right. I admit it. I would rather wear a duck shaped 'G' string outside of Woolworths then holiday in Italy. I mean, what a dogs gonad of a place!! The country responsible for the thinnest book EVER written, (The Italian Book of War Heroes), full of greasy haired men trying to pinch your bum, and nothing but Dolmio pasta sauce to eat.........And they all speak a funny language.
Nope, Skeggy every time!!
Your right again, and it's just through a lack of education!!Well, I reckon if put to a vote Funsters would rather take a trip to the land of Pasta and Red wine, than Skegness - what do you think?
The Great British Holiday versus The Italian Job?
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Thats it - you got me!Your right again, and it's just through a lack of education!!
Put Skeggy and Italy side by side, and even such an anti-British resort person as yourself will see the sense of Yorkshire.....
ITALY. It costs a fortune to get there.
You have to travel through terrorist and Latvian robber infested countries to complete your journey.
It costs a fortune in fuel.
The food is crap
They all speak Italian.
You have to drive on the wrong side of the road.
You could be.........wait for it..........GASSED!
You either have to proceed to Mainland Europe piggyback on a train, or in a swaying ship.
You could be HORRIBLY sunburnt.
Skeggy.
It costs almost nowt to get there.
No terrorist threats, leaving you at peace to enjoy your break. (OK, a few Yorkshire sheep rustlers, but that's all).
You can get there on three gallons of chip fat.
The cuisine is rated as A1.......If you like chips....And who dosent?
Everyone you meet will speak English.
You get to drive on the side of the road God invented.
Your only GASSING risk will be from mushy peas.
No train, no ship, just travel bliss.
AND, you can leave the factor 30 at home, thereby saving weight.
GOOD MAN!! If you have problems, I can always pop round when your out, and show her the finer point...........Thats it - you got me!
Skegness it is
Just as soon as I can talk Mrs C into it
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You've come home to the lovely weather
Your quite right. I admit it. I would rather wear a duck shaped 'G' string outside of Woolworths then holiday in Italy. I mean, what a dogs gonad of a place!! The country responsible for the thinnest book EVER written, (The Italian Book of War Heroes), full of greasy haired men trying to pinch your bum, and nothing but Dolmio pasta sauce to eat.........And they all speak a funny language.
Nope, Skeggy every time!!
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