Yellow Snow Warnings

[Nasher]

Don't eat yellow snow

 

[Gooney]

My wife divorced me for peeing in the snow, I said that’s a bit harsh isn’t it, after all it’s just my name I’ve written, she said it’s not your name that’s the problem, it’s the fact it’s my sisters hand writing

 

[MisterB]

I cant believe the 'yellow snow' warning has just been reported on the news on TV - surely someone is taking the piss ... or having one ....