Will She Find Out

[Zepp]

I was looking through some old paperwork and I found a old investment I took out 10 years ago , I forgot all about it I’ve just checked online it’s worth about 10k .

Now comes the hard part how can i get hydraulic jacks without Lynne knowing will she get suspicious when the motorhome keeps moving lol or should I just give her the cash now

 

[Lenny HB]

As jacks only cost about 5.5k tell her if she lets you fit jacks you will give her 4.5k.

 

[Paulajc77]

I would say that it an excellent improvement to the van and money well spent.

 

[Zepp]

As jacks only cost about 5.5k tell her if she lets you fit jacks you will give her 4.5k.

Good idea Lenny lol

 

[irnbru]

Oh just give her half, thats fair and if you want to spend your half on EPJ thats up to you.

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[dunnah01]

Or just say you spent 20p on a fuse and the jacks we're there from day one

 

[John and Jo]

just tell her ...hang on my wife is calling me.

 

[lorger]

Tell her you’ve just found this button and press it to see what happens, she’ll never know they weren’t already fitted.

 

[Zepp]

Oh just give her half, thats fair and if you want to spend your half on EPJ thats up to you.

Or she will give me £20 for a new set of yellow ramps lol

 

[Mikey RV]

You give me 2K and I don’t tell her.

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[Ridgeway]

Apparently your investment fund is actually worth 6k and EP have a special once in lifetime offer on at 1,500 quid... and Mrs Zepp still gets 4.5k to enjoy everyone's a winner.

 

[Nanniemate]

too ate she knows...............................

 

[bobnick]

£10k 10 years ago..............i'll be back in a few mins, just going to check my old paperwork. Don't want hydraulic jacks but a new motorbike would be welcome

 

[Ingwe]

A young lad asks his father "dad, what are ethics?"
The father says "well you know me and your uncle Joe are partners in a hardware shop. Supposing a customer buys something for £5 and pays with a £20 note and I give him £5 change and the customer doesn't notice. The question of ethics arises."
"Oh I see says the son, so do you rush out and give the customer the £15 or not!"
"No son. The ethical question is whether I tell your uncle Joe about the £15 or just put it in my pocket."

 

[CazPaul]

Or keep the 10 and use a couple of these, Teds not included.

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[Onemanandhisdog]

will she get suspicious when the motorhome keeps moving

Most women would b pleased if you could make the earth move for them on demand!

Just don't let her spot the remote control.

 

[PP Bear]

Everyone knows it's a woman trait to pull out a new coat/top/skirt/shoes and when we say that's nice is it new, they've had is squirrelled away for a while, so can justify the comment that it's old and they've had it ages.

Cash the £10k, get the work done and announce the remaining £££££'s and then some time in the future, activate the levellers and quote the same excuse.

Not like you can take it back again, winner

 

[The Coops]

You could use the line * I have been approached by a company that does hydraulic jacks for motorhomes, Jim must have forwarded our names, they want to fit them to our van as long as we report back on them and they will give us £4,500 for doing so, shall we do it? ( No charge for devious financial advice!)

 

[Rosemary1]

You could use the line * I have been approached by a company that does hydraulic jacks for motorhomes, Jim must have forwarded our names, they want to fit them to our van as long as we report back on them and they will give us £4,500 for doing so, shall we do it? ( No charge for devious financial advice!)

That is cunningly thought out - you have been married for a while I take it!

 

[The Coops]

That is cunningly thought out - you have been married for a while I take it!

40 Years plus and counting, still cant get her to go home to her mothers! ( And she worked for 25 years plus as complaints manager for a major bank!) More than happily married and no regrets !

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[Mrsambulancekidd]

Most women would b pleased if you could make the earth move for them on demand!

Just don't let her spot the remote control.

Yea if they could ever find the right button or any button.......

 

[The Coops]

Yea if they could ever find the right button or any button.......

I know where the G spot is if its any help.....................Its on the end of a paint roller!!! And duck!

 

[Nanniemate]

Mrsambulancekidd it is amazing how after all these years of evolution some men are still so disillusioned

 

[Oscar]

And ........... Paul - what conclusion did you arrive at? To level or not to level?

 

[Zepp]

And ........... Paul - what conclusion did you arrive at? To level or not to level?

Still working on Lynne lol

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[dulvil]

As jacks only cost about 5.5k tell her if she lets you fit jacks you will give her 4.5k.

Tell her the jacks were 8k and you’ll split the remaining 2k

 

[Tea Bag]

Now comes the hard part how can i get hydraulic jacks without Lynne knowing

Hi.
Fit them on the roof,she will never know..... Sorted.
Tea Bag

 

[Oscar]

If you're still going over the water on 10th October, would seem you're not having them fitted before you go - unless you know different .........

#spendthemoneycanttakeitwithyou

 

[Otter Spotter]

Apparently your investment fund is actually worth 6k and EP have a special once in lifetime offer on at 1,500 quid... and Mrs Zepp still gets 4.5k to enjoy everyone's a winner.

Don’t forget the old Adage “the value of investments can go down as well as up“ so needs to be spent quickly.

 

[Zepp]

If you're still going over the water on 10th October, would seem you're not having them fitted before you go - unless you know different .........

#spendthemoneycanttakeitwithyou

Still going on the 10th but we have so much to do before then

Booked into reliance for two days then mot also still got to sort out the Irish passport and we are also booked into the painshop to get some paint work sorted out , also hoping to go to the Lincoln show.

When do you leave ?

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