Whoosh Bang Thing?

[AlunandFelicie]

Just been to King Arthur’s car park in Tintagel (who knew he drove!) taking the dog for a walk (toilet time)around the park I passed a panel van ,leaning with her back to the side of the van , crouched with her jeans around her ankles was a thirty something blond taking a leak!!! On spotting me she muttered something,pulled up her jeans , got in the van and drove off , is this normal for a panel van conversion?
(And before gentlemen of a certain stripe ask NO I did NOT take photos )

 

[phillipsheila]

Not normal for us but might be for them

 

[Abacist]

Not much of a conversion if it hasn’t got a loo!

 

[Winger]

Ok so this is a toilet thread without the toilet!

 

[MattR]

Not much of a conversion if it hasn’t got a loo!

Toilet might be full.....

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[AlunandFelicie]

Ok so this is a toilet thread without the toilet!

But it’s got a partially clad blond in it !

 

[MattR]

Sweepstake on the number of pages this will run to.

My guess: 7

 

[AlunandFelicie]

Just to clear up things this was a branded van not a self build.

 

[Nanniemate]

It wasn't me

 

[Winger]

I believe it’s only female dogs wee that kills the grass. So blondies pee may be harmless so possibly no harm done other than giving us something to matter about

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[Winger]

It wasn't me

That’s what Shaggy said and he was lying!

 

[Wabs]

Just to clear up things this was a branded van not a self build.

Tesco ?

 

[Vikdikdok]

Believe me, when you got to go you got to go

 

[Wabs]

Being a gent I would have offered a tissue

 

[Shrimp]

Years ago we were out in the car, I was desperate, pulled into a forest car park and I shot out behind the car proceeded to pee and hubby let the hand brake off-car rolled forward and there I was in all my glory!

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[RustyRuss]

When out on a bike ride along a nearby canal towpath SHMBO decided to stop as she was desperate for a pee, lycra strides down, sat on a nettle!!

 

[Gellyneck]

Sweepstake on the number of pages this will run to.

My guess: 7

I'm just waiting on someone asking if it was a real blond with matching collar and cuffs!

 

[chaser]

How long ago is it since that lady runner got down and did one in front of TV cameras in the London marathon?

 

[Pirahna]

Staying on aires in France and Spain I've seen many motorhome owners empty toilet cassettes into waste water drains then drive off leaving turds and toilet paper sitting on top of floor grates. Rinsing cassettes using the drinking water tap is another favourite. I carry disinfect wipes for fresh water taps, you never know what some filthy motorhomer has been doing before you arrive.

Even on a club site in the UK this week, I watched a woman emerge from the emptying room then walk around the corner to a drinking water tap and put the nozel of the cassette over it, rinse it then empty the rinse water on the floor under the tap. Apparently she didn't like using the tap in the empty facility because people put there cassettes over it.

 

[Nedge68]

Maybe the lady thought It was Tinkle In The Castle Carpark?

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[62272]

Staying on aires in France and Spain I've seen many motorhome owners empty toilet cassettes into waste water drains then drive off leaving turds and toilet paper sitting on top of floor grates. Rinsing cassettes using the drinking water tap is another favourite. I carry disinfect wipes for fresh water taps, you never know what some filthy motorhomer has been doing before you arrive.

Even on a club site in the UK this week, I watched a woman emerge from the emptying room then walk around the corner to a drinking water tap and put the nozel of the cassette over it, rinse it then empty the rinse water on the floor under the tap. Apparently she didn't like using the tap in the empty facility because people put there cassettes over it.

 

[GirlyVanGirly]

Not normal. I can only assume that the cassette was full? That can happen to anyone, not just a 'whoosh bang'.

 

[pagey]

164 viewers already on this one

 

[Sapper520]

Pretty normal for motorcyclist‘s on tour. However, we always found somewhere discreet and never left tissue paper……..when you got to go, you got to go.

 

[Millcourt]

Some years ago when Backpacking in the Far East, SWMBO bought one of these (“She Wee”, other models are available!). A little more dignified standing behind a tree rather than squatting. We still have it in a bathroom locker in the MoHo for an extreme situation, but so far have never needed to use it on our travels. A word of advice for the ladies….. practice in the shower at home first……. or is this too much information!

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[ManTheVan]

There are perfectly good public conveniences literally a minute’s walk away from that car park!

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

When we use to have our other house we lived opposite Chichester Harbour, Mrs CC would take our 2 Jack Russells for a walk ever day around the harbour path and it was normally very quiet.
One day she got caught short so had a look around and nobody about squatted down to go but the pups thought she was playing so jumped on her, she then lost balance and rolled down the embankment she was on

That would not have been a pretty sight

 

[Jamesh]

Just been to King Arthur’s car park in Tintagel (who knew he drove!) taking the dog for a walk (toilet time)around the park I passed a panel van ,leaning with her back to the side of the van , crouched with her jeans around her ankles was a thirty something blond taking a leak!!! On spotting me she muttered something,pulled up her jeans , got in the van and drove off , is this normal for a panel van conversion?
(And before gentlemen of a certain stripe ask NO I did NOT take photos )

Where was this... !

 

[L' Hobo]

Years ago we were out in the car, I was desperate, pulled into a forest car park and I shot out behind the car proceeded to pee and hubby let the hand brake off-car rolled forward and there I was in all my glory!

Did that once in the 60's with a Coach load of boozy punters. Men one side of the Coach, Women the other.
(they had been a PIA and I couldn't resist! )

 

[L' Hobo]

Some years ago when Backpacking in the Far East, SWMBO bought one of these (“She Wee”, other models are available!). A little more dignified standing behind a tree rather than squatting. We still have it in a bathroom locker in the MoHo for an extreme situation, but so far have never needed to use it on our travels. A word of advice for the ladies….. practice in the shower at home first……. or is this too much information!

Amazon product ASIN B01N44AIQ7

Many years ago, I too had a VW with a Porto Potti loo AND a very posh girlfriend.
She made sure my long ex-army Poncho was always in the van, especially in wet weather.
It covered a multitude of situations, she said!

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