Rally Swaffham Bash 2025

[Grummyb]

You have no idea who and what you're dealing with

your right but ive liked a challenge

 

[Larby]

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[Larby]

your right but ive liked a challenge

You may find it easier to plait fog

 

[Dawn B]

Stop creeping Robin. Dawn would not like her nasty reputation to be tarnished with praise. The fudge is to garner favours in parking and allow her to play Pétanque.
How to get on my side? My wife and I are signing in Marshalls. Unwanted Easter eggs buys the equivalent of 5 rounds.
Being polite and giving Easter eggs to the parking Marshalls will ensure they don’t park you next to Dawn.
Playing Pétanque and letting me win helps, as does letting Dawn win to obtain Fudge

Complete and utter bullworks!

 

[Suzukikettle]

Hi John can you please add myself and my wife to the Swatham Bash as we would like to attend with our Rapido 96M

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[Jaws]

Hi John can you please add myself and my wife to the Swatham Bash as we would like to attend with our Rapido 96M

I will send you a PM with all the booking info right now

 

[Jaws]

Here is a copy of the hand out sheet

Welcome to the Swaffham Bash !

This weekend is about two things

Enjoying your self and raising a few quid for Air Ambulance​

A Rough guide to what is happening ( Times will proly vary as nothing is set in stone )



Thursday

Arrive , grab a spot and CHILL !!!



Please say hello to your neighbours J



Friday

1) More arrivals getting settled

2) If you are going on the bike ride out go fill up with petrol !!

3) 3pm Open mic on the green beside the club house ( weather permitting )

4) Fish supper at the Rugby club.. This is from about 5PM. Motorhomers, please bring eating irons if required

5) Quiz in the club house organised by Gaston aires

Saturday

1) More arrivals and settling in !

2) Again, if you intend going on the ride out please go fill up with petrol

3) Ride out. We will be using the drop off system of out riders. Please see Jaws if you are unsure about this. Slower riders at the front please, quicker ones at the back

4) 7.00pm ( ish ) Music time !

5) 8pm ( ish ) the charity auction will start. Please bring your items and lots of lolly !

6) 10.00pm music is back on the case !



For those who are not going on the ride out Swaffham town ( 5 minutes walk ) offers plenty to see and do, including a BIG outdoor auction selling even more toot than we do Saturday evening !!





Sunday

1) Breakfast until about 9.30 to 10.00

3) 11.00 First heats of moped racing. Even if you are not having a go, come and cheer your friends !

5) Semi finals and finals of moped racing

6) Sunday roast about 2ish

7) 7pm Benidorm style Tiffin and Sod Off party !!

8) Ped racing winner cup presented

9) Thank you’s

10 ) Impromptu musical session



Monday

1) Time to start packing up

2) Sad goodbye’s and farewell’s

3) Anyone left who can assist, help clear up the field with me !

As they say, ‘der management’ hopes you had a great time and would like to thank one and all for ‘coming on down’ !



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[Jaws]

Just 8 spots left now folks

 

[Dawn B]

Just 8 spots left now folks

Could be 9 if you drop BreweryDave off the list (pretty please)

 

[meanders]

pretty please

You have spent several posts stating how tough you are Dawn. Now you want John Jaws to fall for your feminine charm?

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[L' Hobo]

You have spent several posts stating how tough you are Dawn. Now you want John Jaws to fall for your feminine charm?

Well they work on Larby!

He often lets her win at Boules?

 

[meanders]

Well they work on Larby!

I think Peter would probably fall for any charm from any source!

 

[Dawn B]

Well they work on Larby!

He often lets her win at Boules?

Nobody 'lets' me do anything

 

[meanders]

Ahhh. That's terrible. Perhaps you should complain to 'der management' about the discrimination.

 

[westhamman]

Where has the Sunday roast gone, has it been cancelled or is Jaws a bit forgetful.

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[Larby]

I think Peter would probably fall for any charm from any source!

Fudge can lessen the resistance

 

[Jaws]

Where has the Sunday roast gone, has it been cancelled or is Jaws a bit forgetful.

Really strange !

I just copied and pasted that ru7nning order... #5 was still there. #7 was there
#6 had gawn awol !!!!!

Duly amended.. and appreciate the heads up

 

[GMLS]

Put me down for the mopeds please Jaws if not already on the list. What time will the Saturday ride out be?
Gerard

 

[L' Hobo]

Nobody 'lets' me do anything

Opps! Sorry Larby , have I let the cat out the bag?

 

[Jaws]

Put me down for the mopeds please Jaws if not already on the list. What time will the Saturday ride out be?
Gerard

You are def already down to ped race

Ride out should be about 10.30ish

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[GMLS]

You are def already down to ped race

Ride out should be about 10.30ish

Ok.Should just about be back from going the local Parkrun if not I'll catch you up!

 

[Jaws]

Ok.Should just about be back from going the local Parkrun if not I'll catch you up!

I will post up the post code and( if poss ) co-ordinates of the destination

 

[Jaws]

Ok.Should just about be back from going the local Parkrun if not I'll catch you up!

Just found out what WAS a donation only entrance fee is now £10, .. So destination will now be different !!!
I shall have a think tomorrow

 

[Jaws]

OK... New destination for the ride out..
Sheringham Station

NR26 8RA​

It is a steam engine railway so there MIGHT be time to take a ride.. No idea if it will be possible but Sheringham is good destination ( about 40 miles from Swaffham ) that really is a seaside town still living in the mid twentieth century...

 

[BreweryDave]

OK... New destination for the ride out..
Sheringham Station

NR26 8RA​

It is a steam engine railway so there MIGHT be time to take a ride.. No idea if it will be possible but Sheringham is good destination ( about 40 miles from Swaffham ) that really is a seaside town still living in the mid twentieth century...

I can stay on the rally field and look at Dawn B if I want to see an old boiler blowing steam…….

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[Dawn B]

You have spent several posts stating how tough you are Dawn. Now you want John Jaws to fall for your feminine charm?

Absolutely!

 

[Larby]

I can stay on the rally field and look at Dawn B if I want to see an old boiler blowing steam…….

Are you brave or stupid ?
Either way you have my admiration and some of my fudge

 

[Dawn B]

Are you brave or stupid ?
Either way you have my admiration and some of my fudge

And where are you getting said fudge from?

 

[Larby]

ÉDIT: I think BreweryDave is well out of order

and should have more respect for a transgender woman !

 

[Grummyb]

t is a steam engine railway so there MIGHT be time to take a ride.. No idea if it will be possible but Sheringham is good destination ( about 40 miles from Swaffham ) that really is a seaside town still living in the mid twentieth century

that means its about 50 years in front of the rest of Norfolk then

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