My van has a Oyster Vision satellite system, very rarely used as we're not really telly people when on holiday - it was fitted by a previous owner, no doubt at great expense!
We're hanging onto it though as once or twice, when the weather has been really bad, we've been glad of it to entertain the kids.
However - whilst it works OK it sounds pretty painful when it's moving about, lots of creaking and groaning, worse than me! It sounds like the gears are dry. Makes a noise when turning in one direction, but not the other. Never having been a fan of paying other people to do things I can do without too much pain myself, before I start taking it apart, has anyone else had a go at this or has anyone else got servicing instructions?
Conrad Anderson say this - mine probably needs the full service, but I'm not going to shell out £200 + parts + VAT on something non-essential that I very rarely use!
We recommend the following service intervals for all Oyster systems:
From brand new – If making plastic squeaking noises on elevation – Vaseline on bottom of the black cone on underside of LNB arm and the casing where it rests. This is something you can do yourself.
Oyster Vision LNB Arm with cone resting in track to be vaselined
The rest of the service intervals need to be performed by ourselves or an authorised Oyster dealer.
Up to 3 years old – if it makes grinding noises when spinning or elevating – grease the cogs
Over 3 years old – Annual visual check of the insides to look for broken seals, any damage to cogs and pins. Charged at hourly rate of £54 inc VAT plus any parts that may be required.
Over 5 years old – Full service, change LNB and main bearing check. Price: £200 + parts, based on 4 hours labour.
We're hanging onto it though as once or twice, when the weather has been really bad, we've been glad of it to entertain the kids.
However - whilst it works OK it sounds pretty painful when it's moving about, lots of creaking and groaning, worse than me! It sounds like the gears are dry. Makes a noise when turning in one direction, but not the other. Never having been a fan of paying other people to do things I can do without too much pain myself, before I start taking it apart, has anyone else had a go at this or has anyone else got servicing instructions?
Conrad Anderson say this - mine probably needs the full service, but I'm not going to shell out £200 + parts + VAT on something non-essential that I very rarely use!
We recommend the following service intervals for all Oyster systems:
From brand new – If making plastic squeaking noises on elevation – Vaseline on bottom of the black cone on underside of LNB arm and the casing where it rests. This is something you can do yourself.

Oyster Vision LNB Arm with cone resting in track to be vaselined
The rest of the service intervals need to be performed by ourselves or an authorised Oyster dealer.
Up to 3 years old – if it makes grinding noises when spinning or elevating – grease the cogs
Over 3 years old – Annual visual check of the insides to look for broken seals, any damage to cogs and pins. Charged at hourly rate of £54 inc VAT plus any parts that may be required.
Over 5 years old – Full service, change LNB and main bearing check. Price: £200 + parts, based on 4 hours labour.
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