Secret wax with secret instructions!

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Ever since lighting was by Calor gas.
I've just received 500g (£37.90) of Secret Blend Nano-Scale Tungsten Disulphide Chain Wax..........

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The Instructions for Use don't give much away either........ :giggler:

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My daughter's partner does his push bike chains in a slow cooker using some sort of wax lubricant.

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Brains said:
Blimey!
What are you going to do with half a tonne of the stuff ?
Or is that a secret as well !
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Ooops, now edited to 500g. !!!!

:doh:

Have you scanned the QR code.
It may reveal the secret instructions.
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Ah, is that what QR codes are for? Anyway I don't have any device to scan QR codes and I'm not inclined to buy one just for that. 🥲

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Take a better picture of it, I'm sure someone can scan it and post the link?
 
Spriddler said:
Ah, is that what QR codes are for? Anyway I don't have any device to scan QR codes and I'm not inclined to buy one just for that. 🥲
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Isn't there a website above the QR code?
 
The QR code takes me to the silica website where there is a link to a video called “cleaning the chain”
 
Type in the link just above the QR code it should do the same thing

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I clean race chains in a cheap ultrasonic jewellery cleaner with Gunk or similar.
Then place the chain in a bucket and pour over a kettle of boiling water. This will clear the chain of the residual cleaner.
Repeat if it’s a used chain.
Then wax in a slow cooker.
 
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This is where the QR code send you to, don’t know if it will work though,
 
Just smiffy said:
My Brazilian does a Brazilian with wax….😉😎
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Didn't know you were into that chuck ... be careful moving around though now you've lost your bristle grip! :LOL:
 
For my road bikes and TT bikes i wax the chains, usually around every 1000km. Have been doing it for about 4yrs now and have always used Silca as above.

The best videos for cleaning and the wax application process are the GCN ones, very clear and you’ll quickly see that the cleaning process like most prep is the actual work, applying the wax itself is the easiest part. The good news is that applying for a second time mean no need to clean the chain again, just re-wax.
 
Been looking at my bike all day . Cant see where to use that stuff. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
An old mate of mine used to do a bit of windsurfing where you have to "wax" the upper surface of the board to stop you slipping off. He was recommended to buy some "Dr Zog's Sex Wax" and the instructions suggested "place somewhere warm before use" He decided to put it on top of his old crt television which got quite warm in use.
His elderly parents came by for a visit and his Dad grabbed him by his arm, taking him to one side saying "Do you think you could move that stuff off the telly before you Mum sees it !" :LOL:
 

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