New method for damp testing ?

[Bustup15]

Got this reply from my German dealer after suffering water penetration into a locker during the torrential storms last week.

Is this a new testing method or simply lost in translation, I think I should ask for a video demonstration first? ?????

"The flap you have to cumshot from the outside with water and look from the inside where the water comes through"

 

[MANGOFORTH]

Would have to be a big one to get inside and look out ??

 

[jongood]

I recently contacted a German dealer by email, using google translate I asked how big the tanks (meaning water) were, not realising that google had translated tanks as 'Panzer'.

A genuine mistake btw - before the 1966 squad start...

 

[Augusta08]

It's like the fridge , the only way you can be sure the light goes out when you close the door.

Put the phone on video record, put it inside, then don't forget you left your phone in the fridge.

 

[Geo]

It's a better solution than British dealers offer.
Throw a fish in the suspect locker, check again 1 week later, if it's still alive you have damp.

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[Basildog]

 

[steve 6644]

It's like the fridge , the only way you can be sure the light goes out when you close the door.

Put the phone on video record, put it inside, then don't forget you left your phone in the fridge.

That needs a 'cool phone' pun...

 

[StephDeLux]

I recently contacted a German dealer by email, using google translate I asked how big the tanks (meaning water) were, not realising that google had translated tanks as 'Panzer'.

A genuine mistake btw - before the 1966 squad start...

Reminds me when I fly from Luxembourg to various cities in Germany. Almost every time the plane brand is Bombardier, which is French for bomber...

 

[Ingwe]

For our first German trip, we're having a sticker made for our van.
"Mein Kampfer".
Ok, no more of this nonsense.

 

[PeteH]

So. Very old joke:- 3 Truckers in a Greasy Spoon somewhere on the A1 (Date B-T, before tachograph). One English, one Scots, and a German. Scotsman, god i`m knackered, left Aberdeen went to Portsmouth, and back here 15hrs, and still got to be back in Aberdeen tonight. German Trucker. Pah! I left Hamburg at Midnight, I make delivery in Newcastle and I vill be back in Berlin Tomorrow. English Trucker, Yeah My dad did that run regularly, 3 hrs there and 3 back. German trucker "no possible" vot truck vas he driving?. English trucker, A Lancaster

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