Motorhome Fun One liners...

[jumar]

How about a post that is restricted to One line only...any subject, but not to be offensive, or aimed at anyone on fun... especially me or Jim...can be witty, serious or topical...it may be how you feel, what you want or what you have done....letting off steam but without resulting in language my Grandmother wouldn't want to hear... she's been dead 60 years...but that's besides the point...
Let me start off with my one liner...if you feel you want to contribute...make it meanful...how you feel, how you want to express yourself.

Here's mine, what's yours...post as many times as you want, no questions...just one line statements.

"Thank The Lord that's over"

 

[David and Sally]

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

 

[Bikevanhappy]

I really should lube more often...

 

[M-J]

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

I use this all of the time. Was going to post the same but decided it would wait until tomorrow.

 

[fat haggis]

Live for today as tomorrow never comes

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[movan]

THIS time I'm really serious about sticking to a diet, tomorrow.

 

[fat haggis]

Wire brush and dettol

 

[M-J]

THIS time I'm really serious about sticking to a diet, tomorrow.

 

[fat haggis]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

 

[steve 6644]

I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

That was Spike

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[David and Sally]

That was Spike

As was " I told you I was ill"

Brilliant

 

[dryad]

the sun has come out after three days of rain, instant feel good with blue sky whoohoo..

 

[John Barrett]

I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

That was Spike

It was Woody Allen in 1976. Spike nicked it

 

[Gooney]

I refuse to engage in a battle of whits with someone who is obviously unarmed.

 

[John Barrett]

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work – I want to achieve it by not dying"

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[Janine]

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

 

[PP Bear]

Treat your wife as you would your boots and polish them twice a day

 

[Zoobec]

Everything will be ok in the end. If it is not ok, it isn’t the end.

 

[ambulancekidd]

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger

A lot of people say its a lack of vocabulary that makes you swear. Rubbish. I know thousands of words but I still prefer f***

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?

 

[Gooney]

As said to an old ex girlfriend “Your so lucky, you’ve got me I’ve only got you”, as said ex girlfriend with no sense of humour

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[Mikeco]

I’ve still got the photo of you and that sheep.

 

[LesW]

This'll come in handy even if I never use it.. (me sorting out 'stuff' in my garage)

 

[cliffanger]

If you don't eat you don't poo poo - if you don't poo poo you die.

(A wise old Liberian saying!)

 

[ChrisSue]

Life is like a game of rugby. Tries count

 

[Mikey RV]

It’s nice to do nothing and then have a rest afterwards.

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[Trev45]

When your cock goes hard your head goes soft.

 

[RustyRuss]

Live fast, die young, make a beautiful corpse...... or in your case a corpse......

 

[Minxy]

"I'm a vegetarian not because I love animals but because I hate veggies!"

 

[Steve and Denise]

Stop smoking easy! Done it loads of times

 

[Al-Di]

where Did i put it

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