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pappajohn

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If it wasn't a myth what purpose would it serve.
Home security cameras and CCTV are pretty much useless and the police are even more useless so nothing would be done.
The gasses they COULD use are colourless so any footage would simply show you being robbed while asleep.
 
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First get a canary with a load sensor on its perch so when it falls off
(very sensitive) it triggers the cameras :)

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I bought the ultimate Gas alarm system with a built-in gas protection outfit.

Cheep as chips at only £99 from Motorhome Fruitcakes ......

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MattR

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If it wasn't a myth what purpose would it serve.
Home security cameras and CCTV are pretty much useless and the police are even more useless so nothing would be done.
The gasses they COULD use are colourless so any footage would simply show you being robbed while asleep.

What magic gasses could be used?
 

pappajohn

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What magic gasses could be used?
Any anaesthetic gasses.
Even easi-start in high enough quantity would do it... Its ether based.... But you'd need to be unconscious first to stop you vomiting on the fumes.
As I said, if it wasn't a myth.

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Any anaesthetic gasses.
Even easi-start in high enough quantity would do it... Its ether based.... But you'd need to be unconscious first to stop you vomiting on the fumes.
As I said, if it wasn't a myth.
You mean it is a myth? Oh sod..... that is my used Rolex/iPad retirement business gone for a Burton.
 
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Just leave a candle burning at night. Any gas entering the van would then cause an explosion putting paid to any attempts at burglary.(y)
 

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I've found Stilton & onion soup followed by honey Chile chicken & stir fry with plenty of sprouts very effective :whistle:
 

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Chicken dansak, Chana masala and garlic Nan appear to be working for me right now, or was it the pints of Harvest Pale thar washed it down?
Perhaps I need a biohazard sticker rather than the lpg warning?
 

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If you still really beleive it’s possible and want to waste some money, you could buy an oxygen monitor. Clip it on your finger when you go to bed and if your oxygen level drops because someone is pumping anaesthetic gas into your van, an alarm goes off.
Or you could buy a noxious gas monitor for the van.

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Just leave a candle burning at night. Any gas entering the van would then cause an explosion putting paid to any attempts at burglary.(y)
Don't waste your money on a candle, the flame on your fridge will be more than sufficient.
 

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Portland

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Donald TRUMP perhaps:whistle::whistle::whistle:

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What magic gasses could be used?
Mrs Badknee was a theatre sister for twenty odd years for the NHS. When this bollocks first came up she asked a couple of anaesthetic consultants if it could be done or not and the answer was yes it could be done.
Scenario 1.
Just pump anaesthetic gas in, in massive amounts to make sure. Result death.
Scenario 2.
Find out accurately the cubic metre size of the inside of the moho. The weight of each occupant. Block all the fresh air vents. Block the gas drop vents under the cooker and fridge.
Go to medical training school for four years so you know the quantity and mix of gasses and hey presto.
Inhabitants go to sleep when they decide (you won’t know) and if you’ve got it all spot on you get them to wake up in the morning without suffering any lasting problems (like being dead) away you go with the Rolex, £2k in cash, laptop/iPad etc. etc. ;)
:LOL::LOL:

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