A question for you all.

[Emmit]

Yesterday was Star Wars Day.
(May the 4th be with you)

It was also my Birthday.

Son No. 1 thought our new van could do with an embellishment.

Here's the question: Do I give him a good hiding or cut him out of the will

leave the van to his siblings.

 

[David and Sally]

Careful. He will be choosing your care home.

 

[Trevor Wbm]

I'd give him the option. Given how much you've spent on the van and the number plate, he'll probably take the beating.

 

[cliffanger]

We were going to call the last boat we bought ‘Robsdosh’ - he wasn’t happy....

 

[raysalaugh]

Derek, How as such an important event as your birthday not been celebrated on the forum?.
Belated best wishes to you.

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[AJM2]

Has he mentioned power of attorney yet?

 

[Emmit]

Derek, How as such an important event as your birthday not been celebrated on the forum?.
Belated best wishes to you.
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There aren't that many candles in Cornwall to put on the cake.

 

[Nanniemate]

Happy birthday but are you sure he is not too late

 

[WESTY66]

Cut him out and put me in!

 

[jollyrodger]

Belated happy birthday

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[Brains]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Wait until 1st April next year and then tell son number one you intend to leave it all to the local Donkey Sanctuary.
(Ensure other offspring are in on it in advance)

 

[Mickey1]

 

[Minxy]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Wait until 1st April next year and then tell son number one you intend to leave it all to the local Donkey Sanctuary.
(Ensure other offspring are in on it in advance)

Son might decide that's where his future care home is!

 

[The Dotties]

The important question here is, is he correct?
Answers on a postcard

 

[carolyn]

I’d be absolutely furious, fortunately my sons wouldn’t dare, they know me well. Darling daughter buys me lovely things for my birthday which is today. Happy Birthday Derek for yesterday, I should have known you were born in the wonderful month of May like all the best people!

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