Well, since we're talking 'Apple' today'.....

Discussion in 'Computers' started by Chockswahay, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. Chockswahay

    Chockswahay Funster

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    I WANT AN IPAD MINI :shout:

    There, it's out in the open now:Blush: I no longer have to feel a private shame, I've 'come out' :Rofl1:

    I don't need one :RollEyes:

    The Ipad 4 has a better screen :Sad:

    They're quite expensive :Sad:

    BUT I STILL WANT ONE :shout:

    Can i get counselling? :helpsos:
     
  2. scotjimland

    scotjimland Funster Life Member

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    I think it's terminal ... the Apple bug has no antidote, until you run out of cash ..:Laughing:
     
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  3. sedge

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    It's viral, therefore you can only treat the symptoms - not the cause - and make the patient comfortable.
     
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  4. bungy

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    first things first, don't beat yourself up - there is light at the end of the tunnel, i know that it seems like all is lost right now but there is hope:thumb:

    Im not aware of the NHS providing support through a 'stop Ipad' scheme so you are going to have to do this the hard way unfortunately, well hard for an appler that is (totally easy for any one else!)

    although, saying that, i heard of plans for a no apple day - like the no smoking day - probably going to be April 1st, which seems quite appropriate, but very few applers see the damage their inexplicable addiction can cause them and their nearest and dearest, so if nothing else...think of them, one day a year is not much to ask really

    There is only one possible cure and it has worked for some very die hard bad apples - some on here too, but it needs you to take a leap of faith and take a chance on something that will in all probability change your life in so many ways for the good....and it also appears to be quite painless:thumb:

    As i understand it you just need to toddle along to any decent phone shop outlet and get your mits on anything from the Samsung galaxy range (infact anything other than an iEvil device should work but the samsung ones have a much higher success rate...due to their capability -little known fact...they are powered by several higgs bosun particles, amazing stuff:BigGrin:...Ok that bit was a bit of porkie telling...but nowt your not used to from that world you inhabit today).

    This is the first major test of your commitment to rid yourself of this heinous and debilitating addiction.....there will be some of those satan devices there as well - but persevere...and as sure as eggs is eggs...you will feel the weight of your addiction and shame lifting from your shoulders and you'll be free to enjoy a world with out tethers to a fruit:BigGrin:

    now, i cant claim to having been through this myself, ive been fortunate not to fall into the trap, along with many, many others - but then many have so your not alone, you are in very complicated crowd who know no better....

    I wish you well in this journey - the destination is a whole new world of possibilities free from iGotchagood things..have faith all is not lost:BigGrin:

    although the above does assume you haven't starting saying BAAAA, if you have ignore the above...your beyond all hope for the time being, but given the speed of developments in the none iWhatever world im sure there will be an app or device available that will be able to cure it quite soon:thumb:
     
  5. tofo

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    i take it your not
    in the loop at this paticular moment in time

    how long can you resist the temptation of an apple shop
    oh tell me do young sir

    i thought i needed an i pad mini to replace
    missmanagements ipad 1
    but after a hold and try a look at hole article
    and no discount on black friday
    i ere just couldnt justify the cost

    seems there could be salvation after all

    say after me

    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
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    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad
    i will not buy an apple mini i pad

    and anyway mrs t said i dont need one:cry:

    :thumb::thumb::thumb:
     
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  6. hilldweller

    hilldweller Funster Life Member

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    Like you want a dose of the clap.

    Android roolz OK.
     
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  7. bungy

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    now ya see...the word "shop"...just makes me cringe and go into a cold sweat..nearly as much as having an apple...rot your teeth they do you know

    cripes...my skins crawling at the thought:Rofl1:
     
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    Go for it!
     
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