Susie & Ian

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  1. Swift

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    Hi all, I have just been turned on by Jim so now able to introduce myself and Ian my husband. What can I say, well we are new to motorhoming and are having our first UK trip away this weekend. Both Ian and I work in the adult entertainment business, I speciailise in gymnastic dancing in private members clubs and Ian does similar for all female events, we hope to use the Swift motorhome for overnight stays when working away from home. We are both very open minded and look forward to getting into the swing of things at some form rallies. We are in our late twenties so have the energy to keep up with most, looking forward to meeting and seeing the competition in the beauty stakes :BigGrin: (I'm not a bitch, but I really do like to flirt and get the attention of other wives husbands and show Ian who is boss)

    Regards,

    Susie
     
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    HIand wellcome:thumb::thumb:
     
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    He has that effect on women.

    Some men too.

    But watch out for Sian's right hook, can floor an ox.
     
  4. Swift

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    I don't want to show off but you can see a video of me last year here [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaBwchAaqDw[/ame]

    Enjoy........... :BigGrin:
     
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    Well blow me, our very own pole dancer. welcome to the fun.
     
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    Hi and welcome :thumb:
    terry
     
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    and about time too



    Hi to both of you welcome to fun
     
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    A big.. flyingwelcome

    Like the video :Eeek: :man_in_love: :thumb:
     
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    Welcome, interesting jobs :thumb:
     
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    Note to Jim: Need to beef up the marquee poles next meet.
     
  11. Swift

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    Thanks, I certainly have a 'thing' about more mature and worldy wise men, I just feel they are more loving and appreciate me more :Blush: So I hope I fit in :thumb:
     
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    Welcome to the fun,

    great video .. but where is Ian's ?? I hear the ladies cry :Wink:
     
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    I hear the ladies cry too and it's nothing to do with Ian.
     
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    I'm afraid Ian's videos are heavily female hen night type material, it would be unsuitable to post on here as it involves ladies doing certain acts on him with oil and cream. I must say I get upset when I watch as he is a big boy and I feel I would like him for myself, but at the end of the day it's his job, he has a fantastic body, is at it almost every night and seems to enjoy it :Sad:
     
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    Hello

    I do something similar with ferrets,a broom handle! You may have seen me perform in Wakefield and Barnsley.I do a bio-organic show for both men and women using yoghurt and sawdust.

    Keep up the good work

    Shiftzz
     
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    Huh. Rumor has it that an RSPCA investigator suddenly managed to afford a top Hymer shortly after looking into what you did with a ferret. Freddie Starr was most impressed to.
     
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    I'm mature, a bit like smelly cheese and I have a 1968 transit home conversion flat screen tv (405 lines) sort of surround sound and a two ring Aga cooker....


    boys,I may have pulled!
     
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    Susie and Ian

    Hi and welcome!

    What m/home have you got??

    s.
     
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    Gee whiz, what a breath of fresh air, welcome to the club.:Wink: So that's the saturday night entertainment sorted, I can already see the see the oldies reaching for their pills before the next rally. :Eeek:
     
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    who cares ... :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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