- Oct 1, 2007
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Now as some of you know I am following a fasting diet
http://www.motorhomefun.co.uk/u-shaped-lounge/53384-bbc-prog- alternative-diet-5-2-diet.html
As I have read various newspaper publications and other formats
They have all said consult your doctor
So as I very rarely bother the medical profession
As I had to visit our surgery to pick up sons prescription (Thyroxine )
Thought I know have a word with the nurse
So asks [STRIKE]hitler[/STRIKE] read desk jockey can I see the nurse
Why came the reply
I am on a diet and would like confirmation it is not harming me
Oohh we don't help with diets
And we only have one nurse others off sick
Oh says I can I have me blood pressure checked then
D/jock looks to the sky then at me Oh alright
Tomorrow
No says I looking after grandchild
D/jock when then
Next week would be nice kids are off
D/jock looks over her shoulder at back room staff
Book him in if we have to cancel someone so be it
I said we'll if its a problem ill cancel
Oh no it's just we only have one nurse others off sick
I took the appointment
and I left As i felt a Rhod Gilbert moment coming on
Anyone would think I was asking for the Crown Jewels
And it's the health profession saying loose weight
But don't bother us we don't bloomin care :Angry::Angry:
And breath and relax ahhh nice thoughts flutter by :thumb:
:thumb::thumb::thumb:
http://www.motorhomefun.co.uk/u-shaped-lounge/53384-bbc-prog- alternative-diet-5-2-diet.html
As I have read various newspaper publications and other formats
They have all said consult your doctor
So as I very rarely bother the medical profession
As I had to visit our surgery to pick up sons prescription (Thyroxine )
Thought I know have a word with the nurse
So asks [STRIKE]hitler[/STRIKE] read desk jockey can I see the nurse
Why came the reply
I am on a diet and would like confirmation it is not harming me
Oohh we don't help with diets
And we only have one nurse others off sick
Oh says I can I have me blood pressure checked then
D/jock looks to the sky then at me Oh alright
Tomorrow
No says I looking after grandchild
D/jock when then
Next week would be nice kids are off
D/jock looks over her shoulder at back room staff
Book him in if we have to cancel someone so be it
I said we'll if its a problem ill cancel
Oh no it's just we only have one nurse others off sick
I took the appointment
and I left As i felt a Rhod Gilbert moment coming on
Anyone would think I was asking for the Crown Jewels
And it's the health profession saying loose weight
But don't bother us we don't bloomin care :Angry::Angry:
And breath and relax ahhh nice thoughts flutter by :thumb:
:thumb::thumb::thumb: