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  1. haganap

    haganap Funster Life Member

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    Whilst away skiing this week I met a charming French man who spoke perfect English.

    He showed me the design for his new invention which I have to say looks awesome.

    It is in fact a Cassette toilet that self ejects it's contents via a pipe underneath the van and sideways towards the Kerb area.

    it sounds daft but it has a very fine chopping blade that mushes all the contents to a fine liquid to avoid any unnecessary big bits and can be operated whilst driving along electronically.

    I think this sounds like a fine idea as it will of course negate the need to keep emptying the cassette at aires. :thumb:

    Ive ordered one and he has my details for when they go in trial.
     
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    They all do that already don't they :Laughing:
     
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    It is in fact a Cassette toilet that self ejects it's contents via a pipe underneath the van and sideways towards the Kerb area.

    are you mad or just on drugs man.......

    Jeez, the complaining posts regarding grey waste and driving get heated at times.
    this one will get you death threats and vile hate mail. :Eeek:

    Bloody good idea though.

    Ps...he wasnt a Parisian by any chance, i hear they shit in the streets.
     
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    nothin new..

    many USRVs have them,.. but do a better job... they are called macerators ..

    I had one, and with such a powerful pump the spray can be used to fertilise the fields as you drive along .. and that's not a joke.. :BigGrin:
     
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    A case of the **** hitting the fan, so to speak.
     
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    Toilet

    Well if he spoke perfect English it must be OK then............................I HOPE I have fallen for

    a joke scam and that NOBODY is really considering spraying shit along the edge of the road

    .........made for lazy a**holes who will not empty their cassettes in the appropriate places,

    Just been to the Bois de Boulogne in Paris and was horrified at the open drain they use for

    cassette emptying..............but it doesn't make it right.............it's a joke and I'm gullible

    RIGHT ???
     
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    Right:thumb:
     
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    Penguins do it naturally. Just read they can generate four times the rectal pressure of humans. This allows them to direct their droppings well away from the egg or chick they are keeping warm without having to move away from the nest site. A really useful skill I think.
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkz7tSbGDAM"]Penguin Poop - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    just as well we arent related to penguins then.....that would keep plumbers in work full time replacing cracked bog pans.
     
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    My parrot can projectile poo. When people see her at shows they ask does she bite. They never ask if she can cover them in poop at 3 metres, now wouldn't that be funny :Rofl1:
     
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    It ain't just Penquins, the female in my house can do that.

    Paul, can the outlet pipe for the liquid be turned 180 degrees for Continental use? else it may go on the wind-screen of Johhny Foreigner and that wouldn't do.
     
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    `Struth DBK,

    I am starting to get quite concerned about your reading matter! :Eeek:
     
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    MEPs in Brussels seem to have a similar ability to penguins - but the sh*t they produce seems to be able to travel much further than the edge of their luxury, all expenses paid nests in Brussels & Strasbourg.
     
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    Just thank the Good Lord you haven't got one of these!!!!!! :Eeek:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ynnVxK-Hg"]MONKEY STICKS FINGER UP BUTT - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    can you direct it so it goes out sideways.i know just the traffic wardren . plus a few ministers.i would like to spray the good word.:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    a farmer did just that to his local bank a while back. drove his tractor and muck spreader into town and fired up outside the bank.:Rofl1:
     
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    "Rectal Pressures of the Natural World". Vol 4, M to Q, edited by Ivor F. Art. ISBN 4859 4513 4512
     
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    well nobody can say DBK doesnt know shit :Rofl1:
     
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    I have one fitted

    however mines projects from the rear of the motorhome only while in a stationary position while Engine is running,
    crazy situation does occur on a regular basis,
    when stationary in traffic jams my system has a habit of projecting its fodder to the rear not that bad when there's a bus or lorry but not so good when there's a pizza hut delivery guy on a bike or a convertible smart car.:Doh: I do record all of the events for legal purpose only, some one did try to sue me but my van clearly states "disabled van please give at least 3 meters clearance for Exit"
     
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