New Invention -- (1 Viewer)

[haganap]

Whilst away skiing this week I met a charming French man who spoke perfect English.

He showed me the design for his new invention which I have to say looks awesome.

It is in fact a Cassette toilet that self ejects it's contents via a pipe underneath the van and sideways towards the Kerb area.

it sounds daft but it has a very fine chopping blade that mushes all the contents to a fine liquid to avoid any unnecessary big bits and can be operated whilst driving along electronically.

I think this sounds like a fine idea as it will of course negate the need to keep emptying the cassette at aires. :thumb:

Ive ordered one and he has my details for when they go in trial.

 

[Techno]

They all do that already don't they

 

[pappajohn]

It is in fact a Cassette toilet that self ejects it's contents via a pipe underneath the van and sideways towards the Kerb area.

are you mad or just on drugs man.......

Jeez, the complaining posts regarding grey waste and driving get heated at times.
this one will get you death threats and vile hate mail.

Bloody good idea though.

Ps...he wasnt a Parisian by any chance, i hear they shit in the streets.

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[scotjimland]

Whilst away skiing this week I met a charming French man who spoke perfect English.

He showed me the design for his new invention which I have to say looks awesome.

It is in fact a Cassette toilet that self ejects it's contents via a pipe underneath the van and sideways towards the Kerb area.

it sounds daft but[HI] it has a very fine chopping blade that mushes all the contents to a fine liquid to avoid any unnecessary big bits and can be operated whilst driving along electronically. [/HI]

I think this sounds like a fine idea as it will of course negate the need to keep emptying the cassette at aires. :thumb:

Ive ordered one and he has my details for when they go in trial.

nothin new..

many USRVs have them,.. but do a better job... they are called macerators ..

I had one, and with such a powerful pump the spray can be used to fertilise the fields as you drive along .. and that's not a joke..

 

[DBK]

A case of the **** hitting the fan, so to speak.

 

[Armytwowheels]

Well if he spoke perfect English it must be OK then............................I HOPE I have fallen for

a joke scam and that NOBODY is really considering spraying shit along the edge of the road

.........made for lazy a**holes who will not empty their cassettes in the appropriate places,

Just been to the Bois de Boulogne in Paris and was horrified at the open drain they use for

cassette emptying..............but it doesn't make it right.............it's a joke and I'm gullible

RIGHT ???

Right:thumb:

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[DBK]

Penguins do it naturally. Just read they can generate four times the rectal pressure of humans. This allows them to direct their droppings well away from the egg or chick they are keeping warm without having to move away from the nest site. A really useful skill I think.

 

[TheBig1]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkz7tSbGDAM"]Penguin Poop - YouTube[/ame]

 

[pappajohn]

Penguins do it naturally. Just read they can generate four times the rectal pressure of humans. This allows them to direct their droppings well away from the egg or chick they are keeping warm without having to move away from the nest site. A really useful skill I think.

just as well we arent related to penguins then.....that would keep plumbers in work full time replacing cracked bog pans.

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[jezport]

Penguins do it naturally. Just read they can generate four times the rectal pressure of humans. This allows them to direct their droppings well away from the egg or chick they are keeping warm without having to move away from the nest site. A really useful skill I think.

My parrot can projectile poo. When people see her at shows they ask does she bite. They never ask if she can cover them in poop at 3 metres, now wouldn't that be funny

 

[Larby]

Penguins do it naturally. Just read [HI]they can generate four times the rectal pressure of humans[/HI]. This allows them to direct their droppings well away from the egg or chick they are keeping warm without having to move away from the nest site. A really useful skill I think.

It ain't just Penquins, the female in my house can do that.

Paul, can the outlet pipe for the liquid be turned 180 degrees for Continental use? else it may go on the wind-screen of Johhny Foreigner and that wouldn't do.

 

[Mastercamper]

Penguins do it naturally. [HI]Just read [/HI]they can generate four times the rectal pressure of humans. This allows them to direct their droppings well away from the egg or chick they are keeping warm without having to move away from the nest site. A really useful skill I think.

`Struth DBK,

I am starting to get quite concerned about your reading matter!

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[MattR]

Penguins do it naturally. Just read [HI]they can generate four times the rectal pressure of humans[/HI]. This allows them to direct their droppings well away from the egg or chick they are keeping warm without having to move away from the nest site. A really useful skill I think.

MEPs in Brussels seem to have a similar ability to penguins - but the sh*t they produce seems to be able to travel much further than the edge of their luxury, all expenses paid nests in Brussels & Strasbourg.

 

[Tootles]

My parrot can projectile poo. When people see her at shows they ask does she bite. They never ask if she can cover them in poop at 3 metres, now wouldn't that be funny

Just thank the Good Lord you haven't got one of these!!!!!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ynnVxK-Hg"]MONKEY STICKS FINGER UP BUTT - YouTube[/ame]

 

[cruiser]

can you direct it so it goes out sideways.i know just the traffic wardren . plus a few ministers.i would like to spray the good word.

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[TheBig1]

a farmer did just that to his local bank a while back. drove his tractor and muck spreader into town and fired up outside the bank.

 

[DBK]

'Struth DBK, I am starting to get quite concerned about your reading matter!

"Rectal Pressures of the Natural World". Vol 4, M to Q, edited by Ivor F. Art. ISBN 4859 4513 4512

 

[TheBig1]

well nobody can say DBK doesnt know shit

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[geo glasgow]

I have one fitted

however mines projects from the rear of the motorhome only while in a stationary position while Engine is running,
crazy situation does occur on a regular basis,
when stationary in traffic jams my system has a habit of projecting its fodder to the rear not that bad when there's a bus or lorry but not so good when there's a pizza hut delivery guy on a bike or a convertible smart car.oh: I do record all of the events for legal purpose only, some one did try to sue me but my van clearly states "disabled van please give at least 3 meters clearance for Exit"

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

It is in fact a Cassette toilet that self eject


sflying poo whatever next

 

[DuxDeluxe]

a farmer did just that to his local bank a while back. drove his tractor and muck spreader into town and fired up outside the bank.

There was also a farmer that had a group of Irish travellers set up illegally on his land. He simply got the muck spreader out and fertilised the fields around in preparation for the next crop. He did misjudge it a bit and some nice clean Hobby caravans got a bit dirty. After an altercation, they got the hint and left.

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[ourcampersbeentrashed]

wheres the photos xxxx

 

[eddie]

We had the "highway disposal" option on our RV.

The built in macerator, " chops" everything up, and then pumps the sludge through a "grinder" which makes it even finer. This is passed through a UV filter to kill any bacteria and then the "soup" is sprayed at very high pressure into the exhaust manifolds where everything is immediately vaporised.

Given the the RV's V10 engine exhaust glows cherry red at night, there is a lot of heat to deal with this.

 

[Larby]

We had the "highway disposal" option on our RV.

The built in macerator, " chops" everything up, and then pumps the sludge through a "grinder" which makes it even finer. This is passed through a UV filter to kill any bacteria and then the "soup" is sprayed at very high pressure into the exhaust manifolds where everything is immediately vaporised.

Given the the RV's V10 engine exhaust glows cherry red at night, there is a lot of heat to deal with this.

You can tell when you follow a vehicle that is running on chip fat, I wonder what "fragrance" could be detected if following a vehicle fitted with your option?

And why does a thread involving sh*t get such a large following?

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[Steve]

Penguins do it naturally. Just read they can generate four times the rectal pressure of humans. This allows them to direct their droppings well away from the egg or chick they are keeping warm without having to move away from the nest site. A really useful skill I think.

I have also had this ability at times, beer and kebabs seem to produce a large amount of gas which can aid the exiting process.

 

[eddie]

It just leaves a oily sooty type of residue.

Great system

Never have to dump:thumb:

 

[cmcardle75]

Whilst away skiing this week I met a charming French man who spoke perfect English.

He showed me the design for his new invention which I have to say looks awesome.

It is in fact a Cassette toilet that self ejects it's contents via a pipe underneath the van and sideways towards the Kerb area.

it sounds daft but it has a very fine chopping blade that mushes all the contents to a fine liquid to avoid any unnecessary big bits and can be operated whilst driving along electronically.

I think this sounds like a fine idea as it will of course negate the need to keep emptying the cassette at aires. :thumb:

Ive ordered one and he has my details for when they go in trial.

You mean for when he goes on trial?

OTOH, I have a macerator on mine, given it has a marine toilet with holding tanks, rather than a cassette. As campsites aren't set up for gravity dumping this side of the pond, it has the additional advantage of pumping uphill through a long hose to the toilet block.

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[haganap]

Good god this had developed in to a shit thread. .:Blush: