Hi from the Bigguspeckus newbies. Please note (as the assumption has already been made) that my moniker isn't a reference to my stature or physique,! Thas cleared that up then, I'm sure there'll be no more mention of it. Well, we shld've picked our new (used) (but not much used) MoHo up,,, well, look, if its that important to ya all, its a 2011 Autotrail Scout, 1 owner, done 9000 miles, cost,,, bejasus, canna bring maself to speak of it,!!! Anyway, where was I,,,, ah yes, we shld've bin exploring its 7.9mt length & 2.4mt width (yes, it is quite a big one) sitting in it rite now,,, patting the cushions, admiring the décor & build quality, sipping on our 4th chilled Pino while trying not to think about our frivolous disregard for our future financial security,,, yes indeed. We should have had the naming ceremony, fired up the 3litre turbo thingy engine and,,, actually,,, driven it,,, on, the, ROAD?!!! (why did I have my eyes closed when I said that?!).... Anyway, I hate to keep U all in suspense (assuming anyone is out there reading this guff) but NONE of the aforementioned has happened,,, why, I hear U ask,,, bcos, said MoHo is still sitting at the feckin dealers!!! She's blighted by a leckytrickery fault, a grievous wound in her vitals,,, we mourn her absence... Tomorra we're going back to the dealers, politely ask why we still haven't got unnamed MoHo, despite waiting over a week,,, then we're gonna trash the place!!! Watch this space for the next exciting installment , or not.