An elderly couple who had been friends for years and shared outings, holidays and time together, were meeting for a meal to finally arrange to formalise their friendship by moving in together. Over dinner, they had discussed which house to live in, the finances, wills, etc etc, then the old chap thought it was time for THE question. "And what about sex?" he said......his lady friend thought for a moment, then answered, "I dont mind it infrequently". The old chap, without looking up from his meal, replied........"Is that one word, or two?".