Pfff you wuz right!!!! (1 Viewer)

[Munchie]

I thought she had relented!! Yesterday she told me to relax in the sun!! Smashing I thought she was softening. So i spent the day topping up my tan and contemplating my navel! Went to bed a happy bunny. Woke this morning feeling grand and looking forward to some more tan topping.

Pfft "get dressed" she says "we are walking up to Jesus" ARGHHHHHH

look at the photo taken through our window! Jesus is the white spot I have marked (not found how to insert an arrow in elements)
Four yes FOUR hours of gruelling torture!!!

Softening my arse!!!!!

 

[Munchie]

More....

 

[Tootles]

Much more of that Ken, and you will soon be meeting Jesus!!

 

[CWH]

Could have been worse

"we are walking up to Jesus"

sounds like a suicide pact!

 

[yodeli]

Well Ken .... If Mother nature had decided something different for me such as liking women instead of men .... I wish Steph had been the one!!!

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[Munchie]

And then...THEN!!!! I had to cook the dinner!!!!

She has no sympathy!!!

 

[Ber090]

And then...THEN!!!! I had to cook the dinner!!!!

She has no sympathy!!!

Well hard she must be Ken! Can't see you getting any rest unless you pretend injury. Steph isn't from Yorkshire is she. Sorry must go,just been shouted to do washing up. Man up Ken!

 

[Munchie]

Yep she is a Yarkie!!! Hard lot them wimmen!!!!

 

[Parcverger]

Just wait till you get back here - she'll have you scrubbing the outside of Chateau Munchie before spring cleaning everything in sight. Oh, and there's varnishing the decking, the shed, the cupboards....... At least you won't have time for walking.
Bob
www.parcverger.com

 

[keith]

You know you love it Ken.

Saw that white dot when we were there and thought who built that up there but had no desire to find out.

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[Munchie]

Found out how thanks to funsters!

 

[jumar]

Don't know if you are aware or Totana local religious traditions, but perhaps I can help.
Visitors to La Santa and Corazon de Jesus should visit these places in a manner of respectfulness. The final approach say 200mts should be made on ones knees with head bowed as to request forgiveness. Not in your case as a result of being totally knackered. May we suggest your further ventures are confined to visits to Consum or Mercadona.

 

[Munchie]

Oi!! My kneezes are bad enough!!!

Anyhoo being pure and without fault i have nowt to ask forgiveness for! Pfft!

 

[jumar]

No comment.

 

[Peter & Elaine]

Are you a mouse or a man for gods sake


Man up

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[Munchie]

Are you a mouse or a man for gods sake


Man up

Mouse!!!

 

[GJH]

Are you a mouse or a man for gods sake


Man up

It's not his knees that are squeaking