Top Tips for Choosing your Woman

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  1. StitchUp

    StitchUp Read Only Funster

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    FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
    cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
    laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
    and doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
    and likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women
    do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.


     
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  2. motorhomelover

    motorhomelover

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    HA HA HA HAA so right

    nice one i do like it

    :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
  3. JJ

    JJ Funster

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    Some lucky old gits find one woman that fits the first four rules all at once and then they don't run the risk of blurting out the wrong name and ruining it all... :thumb:


    How these blokes get so lucky I will never know...:Wink:


    JJ :Cool:
     
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    There speaks a happy man, :thumb:
     
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    JJ Funster

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    Just like Eddie... :Wink:

    JJ :Cool:
     
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    I will tell you one day jj :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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