The onesie dance (1 Viewer)

[phodetheus]

Have you ever tried to put a onesie on without any part of it touching the floor? Well I have and it can be done, but not without a very complex dance and falling into the wall several times as your balance is lost. I am working on perfecting this so no wall support is required but its hard.

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[golly]

Think I'll wait for the video.

 

[phodetheus]

Think I'll wait for the video.

Alas there will be no video as I have been slapped with a court order preventing me making it. They felt the initial scenes of me naked will distress everyone and cause mass vomiting.

 

[pappajohn]

Onesie......aka adult romper suit.

Most ridiculous garment ever invented....makes a grown man look like an anorexic extra from the teletubbies.

 

[mitzimad]

easy you just need practice ive been wearing onesies for over 40 years although we refer to them as overals

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[jockaneezer]

Going back a bit further, Siren Suits, Churchill used to wear one !

 

[Scout]

why?oh:

 

[teddybard]

In case he met a Siren

 

[Leltel]

Have you ever tried to put a onesie on without any part of it touching the floor? Well I have and it can be done, but not without a very complex dance and falling into the wall several times as your balance is lost. I am working on perfecting this so no wall support is required but its hard.

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Hubby is a pro, if you are at Newbury show, I'll get him to demonstrate!! I would, but he's got a better body than me

 

[dryad]

how on earth can any female take a man serious when he's sitting there in a striped onesie, looking like andy pandy..
that was the vision that came to the door when i last visited a friend down in cornwall, bless him..

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[TheBig1]

onesies? your having a laugh, no real man would wear such a ridiculous piece of clothing. boiler suits mind you are still in the bottom of my wardrobe much more practical without looking like a reject from a furry fetish orgy

 

[TheCaller]

.... a reject from a furry fetish orgy

You'd get rejected pretty quick wearing a onesie - can't imagine a more impractical garment for an orgy.

Mind you, if anyone knows different, I'm sure we're all ears.

 

[TheBig1]

furry orgy
An orgy that usually takes places in parks. The orgy consists of many people dressed in furry animal suits such as pandas, gorillas, bears, squirrels, and more.

A furry orgy is similiar to a furpile.

 

[jockaneezer]

There you go.....